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Unionbay47
  • Town/Country : apopka, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 238
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Unionbay47 : I live life. I love listening to music. Die hard yankee fan. Love watching baseball and football. Don't like me? Don't care. I don't deal with fake people. I'm a Christian . I love watching movies of all types and genres. I'm outgoing and fun yet I have a serious and mature side. I love talking and meeting new people.

My favorite animals are tigers and Komodo dragons..
I love pumpkin...
I'm hoping to become a forensic detective..
My hobby is writing poetry. if you want to check it out go to: whererealitymeetsfiction.wordpress.com
I'm about to go all random here:
My favorite # is 47.. Don't know why.
I'm an Aries
And a tiger
Some of my favorite artists/bands,
James blunt
Alanis Morisette
Jewel
Nirvana
Linkin park
Kendall
30 seconds to mars... And more I'm just to lazy.
I'm half Portuguese and half Puerto Rican.
Yo hablo español.
...
I hate petty drama. It's all about that F.I.S.H!
Yeah all I can think of. Shoot me a message or not.. Doesn't really matter

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Unionbay47's favorite FMLs

Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35669) - you deserved it (5353)

On 08/18/2013 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a call from my son's kindergarten teacher. Apparently my son asked a girl to marry him. After she said no, he stabbed her with a fork. FML

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133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56964) - you deserved it (5168)

On 08/10/2013 at 12:02am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44073) - you deserved it (5933)

On 08/08/2013 at 7:03pm - kids - by JuggaloSlasher15 (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML

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On 08/23/2011 at 10:46am - intimacy - by Andrew (man) - United States



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