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About Unionbay47 : I live life. I love listening to music. Die hard yankee fan. Love watching baseball and football. Don't like me? Don't care. I don't deal with fake people. I'm a Christian . I love watching movies of all types and genres. I'm outgoing and fun yet I have a serious and mature side. I love talking and meeting new people.
My favorite animals are tigers and Komodo dragons..
I love pumpkin...
I'm hoping to become a forensic detective..
My hobby is writing poetry. if you want to check it out go to: whererealitymeetsfiction.wordpress.com
I'm about to go all random here:
My favorite # is 47.. Don't know why.
I'm an Aries
And a tiger
Some of my favorite artists/bands,
30 seconds to mars... And more I'm just to lazy.
I'm half Portuguese and half Puerto Rican.
Yo hablo español.
I hate petty drama. It's all about that F.I.S.H!
Yeah all I can think of. Shoot me a message or not.. Doesn't really matter
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Today, while working as a swim instructor, I started singing the hokey pokey to get all the kids used to putting their faces in the water. One of the kids was covering his ears. When I asked him why, he said "because you were singing." He's 3. FML
Today, at the pool, a kid no older than 8 was sitting on the diving board, not letting anyone else use it. I went over and tried to reason with him, but he wouldn't listen. My uncle stormed over, said "I got this!" and punted him over the edge. We both got thrown out for "bullying" the kid. FML
Today, my grandpa told me what he'd do if he was president. I sat there for 30 minutes listening to how he'd get rid of prisons, send all the prisoners to a desert for 5 years and give them a gun to fight over. And then he'd surgically attach child molesters' penises to their foreheads. FML
Today, my friend was pulled over and told to get out of the car. The officer motioned for me to get out of the car too so I reached behind me to get my shoes. He then pointed his gun at my face and frantically asked my friend if I had a gun. My friend calmly replied "No, but shoot him anyway." FML
Thursday 11 September 2014