Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

Unionbay47

Search for a member

Unionbay47

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 454
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About Unionbay47 : I live life. I love listening to music. Die hard yankee fan. Love watching baseball and football. Don't like me? Don't care. I don't deal with fake people. I'm a Christian . I love watching movies of all types and genres. I'm outgoing and fun yet I have a serious and mature side. I love talking and meeting new people.

My favorite animals are tigers and Komodo dragons..
I love pumpkin...
I'm hoping to become a forensic detective..
My hobby is writing poetry. if you want to check it out go to: whererealitymeetsfiction.wordpress.com
I'm about to go all random here:
My favorite # is 47.. Don't know why.
I'm an Aries
And a tiger
Some of my favorite artists/bands,
James blunt
Alanis Morisette
Jewel
Nirvana
Linkin park
Kendall
30 seconds to mars... And more I'm just to lazy.
I'm half Portuguese and half Puerto Rican.
Yo hablo español.
...
I hate petty drama. It's all about that F.I.S.H!
Yeah all I can think of. Shoot me a message or not.. Doesn't really matter

Unionbay47's page activity

Visits<b>olpally</b> - the 07/07/2014 at 7:11pm<b>IJG2000</b> - the 07/02/2014 at 11:27pm<b>Clypsia</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 11:18am<b>Fuaaad1994</b> - the 06/17/2014 at 7:08am<b>kirbeaar</b> - the 06/13/2014 at 11:00am<b>tpm45</b> - the 05/19/2014 at 6:50am<b>gunner_12</b> - the 05/17/2014 at 12:57pm<b>ironfey</b> - the 05/06/2014 at 4:04pm<b>Taytochill23</b> - the 04/19/2014 at 2:23pm<b>swarm20</b> - the 04/08/2014 at 12:51pm<b>clrichmond2009</b> - the 03/20/2014 at 4:13pm<b>suckstosuckgirl</b> - the 03/08/2014 at 11:51am<b>Markymark1202</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 10:21pm<b>JMichael</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 3:59pm<b>BeautifulLiesx</b> - the 03/01/2014 at 9:23am<b>zzzaman</b> - the 02/24/2014 at 7:35pm<b>Tvolsfan325</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 9:31pm<b>MyUsernameIsBest</b> - the 02/20/2014 at 1:38pm

Unionbay47's FML badges

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Socialite

You’ve used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

See all of Unionbay47's badges

Unionbay47's favorite FMLs

Today, a woman called the store I work for. When she found out it was a wrong number, she started to cry and asked me to stay on the line with her, talking about her dead husband and how she hasn't laughed in years. FML

Today, I was proud when I started a confrontation with my best friend's brother because he is a sexist pig who treats women like crap. Six hours later my pride was gone: I made him an after-sex sandwich. FML

#20975509
100 comments

Today, I heard that there was supposed to be a huge blizzard heading our way, so I went out to stock up on groceries. After spending $600 on food, I drove home and packed most of it into the fridge and freezer just in time for our power to go out. FML

#20918430
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39803) - you deserved it (23668)

On 10/13/2013 at 1:23am - money - by hungry (man) - United States

Today, I jokingly told my friend that I was the kid who stole his brand new glow-in-the-dark markers back in kindergarten. Now he's ignoring my texts and calls and says we're through. So much for our twelve years of friendship. FML

#20918380
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39429) - you deserved it (9662)

On 10/13/2013 at 12:33am - misc - by markerThief (man) - United States (California)

Today, I got dragged to dinner with my grandparents. It was awful from the start, but things took a turn for the worse when my grandpa went to give me a kiss on the cheek as we left. I could clearly see lice crawling around in his beard, and I couldn't stop it from touching my face. FML

#20917563
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42795) - you deserved it (3464)

On 10/12/2013 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (South Lanarkshire)

Today, I was uninvited to a bachelorette party. I wouldn't really care, if the party hadn't been for me, ahead of my wedding tomorrow. FML

#20885218
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44406) - you deserved it (3481)

On 09/17/2013 at 1:52pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it's my wedding day. Almost a year ago I was in a terrible car accident that nearly left me paralyzed, but I worked my ass off to be able to walk down the aisle. After a lot of blood, sweat, and tears I made it to the big day... and woke up with food poisoning. FML

#20883990
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63172) - you deserved it (2831)

On 09/16/2013 at 5:11pm - health - by somethingblue - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I walked in the bathroom to find my son cleaning his penis. It wouldn't have been so bad if he wasn't cleaning it with a toothbrush. FML

#20883448
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42111) - you deserved it (3848)

On 09/16/2013 at 3:51am - kids - by clean - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was playing World of Warcraft, when all of a sudden, I remembered I was supposed to be at a wedding. I was 25 minutes late to my own wedding. FML

#20880446
282 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22197) - you deserved it (89235)

On 09/14/2013 at 1:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I woke up and saw that my alarm clock had fallen on the floor. It read 9:05 am. I panicked because I was late for work. As I frantically got ready, I went to pick my alarm clock up to place it back on my nightstand when I realized it was upside down. The actual time was 5:06. FML

#20879453
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39143) - you deserved it (6689)

On 09/13/2013 at 9:24am - misc - by NoorFML (woman) - United States

Today, I went to my insurance company to deal with some paperwork. One of their employees backed into my car before I made it into the building. FML

#20874631
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40902) - you deserved it (2626)

On 09/09/2013 at 5:04pm - money - by Sean - United States

Today, I had my first date in almost four years. Twenty minutes into our dinner date, I excused myself to use the ladies room. When I came back, not only was he gone, but there was also a security guard waiting to walk me out. I still have no clue why he left or why I got kicked out. FML

#20869864
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45289) - you deserved it (2721)

On 09/06/2013 at 2:42am - love - by thissinglelife (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I'm a police officer who had the honor of arresting my girlfriend of 3 months for prostitution. All of my coworkers at the station know her and won't stop giving me judging looks. FML

#20869348
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47578) - you deserved it (4766)

On 09/05/2013 at 8:29pm - love - by single again - United States (California)

Today, my daughter and I were driving home when our truck broke down. A police officer stopped and offered to let me and my two year old sit in his car for the A/C. When we got in, I sat her on my lap, and she pulled down my tank top and screamed "Boobies!" right in front of the officer. FML

#20862202
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41676) - you deserved it (3664)

On 08/31/2013 at 7:48pm - kids - by embarrassedmom - United States

Today, my little sister opened a lemonade stand in front of our house. Surprisingly, she actually had a lot of customers, all kids. Two hours or so later, some parents came back complaining and threatening to sue my family. Turns out that what we thought was lemonade was actually beer. FML



FML's blog

  • Krumla's Illustrated FML
  • It's Friday, so a bold font is required. I was sitting in my caravan by the side of busy road cooking cocktail sausages over a gas stove when I realised it was time to start writing something about this…

Friday 24 October 2014

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: