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Today, I changed the date of my birthday to today on Facebook to see how many people actually know my birthday. My mom wished me a happy birthday. FML

#16527718
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42317) - you deserved it (14194)

On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51073) - you deserved it (5378)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a woman run down my street screaming, "Fuck you cops! I can drive under the influence if I want to!" It took me a second to realize it was my mother. FML

#16474078
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44181) - you deserved it (3126)

On 06/02/2011 at 9:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14021) - you deserved it (32577)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29534) - you deserved it (3095)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was stood up by a blind date. After calling and texting her about being a horrible person, she called me from the hospital. She was in a car accident. FML

#16439169
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11249) - you deserved it (54958)

On 05/31/2011 at 6:35pm - love - by bfall74 - Canada

Today, I was playing at a bingo hall, when I got a bingo for $50. I got so excited that I accidentally yelled, "Holy fuck!" They kicked me out. I didn't get the money. FML

#16381910
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17187) - you deserved it (41669)

On 05/28/2011 at 1:27am - money - by greenhide8 - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I came home from work, only to find the babysitter passed out on the couch with a bottle of Jack Daniel's. At some point, it seems my son had taken the liberty of peeing on her while she slept. FML

#16375821
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37938) - you deserved it (5730)

On 05/27/2011 at 6:09pm - kids - by diddlebuag - United States (Ohio)

Today, I saw a firework show. In my kitchen. When my stove blew up. FML

#16364956
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30777) - you deserved it (3956)

On 05/26/2011 at 10:39pm - misc - by Username -

Today, I had to explain very slowly to my mum why she cannot put metal cutlery in the microwave. She did it anyway. FML

#16354209
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30789) - you deserved it (2656)

On 05/26/2011 at 5:48am - misc - by smarterthanmymum - United Kingdom

Today, my boss called me into his office. Expecting a long overdue promotion, I hurried in. Instead, he told me he thought I would be perfect to take his son on a pity date, because he is at a suicide risk from depression. FML

#16338194
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32725) - you deserved it (3092)

On 05/25/2011 at 1:21am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada

Today, I had to explain to my sobbing teenage daughter why you can't get pregnant from masturbating. FML

#16331288
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53124) - you deserved it (8670)

On 05/24/2011 at 6:29pm - intimacy - by asnolt (man) - United States (California)

Today, my toilet decided it wouldn't take any more shit from me, and flooded the bathroom. FML

#16299538
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36956) - you deserved it (6057)

On 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my boyfriend refused to go down on me because I smelled of baby lotion and it made him feel like a child molester. FML

#16263681
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38840) - you deserved it (15052)

On 05/20/2011 at 4:40am - intimacy - by skiittlez713 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35736) - you deserved it (7279)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States



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