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UnidentifiedFun
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 945
  • Number of comments : 70
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Celia - that's me up there, just a selfie :)

I'm 16, but I know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can actually comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.

I'm from the UK, but I go to prep school in the New England area of the US. My varsity sports are cross country, basketball, and lacrosse, and during the summer I play squash and tennis. I can't draw for shit, although singing is my talent.

Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message. I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.

Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

#20101904
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27207) - you deserved it (2531)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML

#18864868
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25024) - you deserved it (1889)

On 01/20/2012 at 8:21pm - misc - by shellski (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML

#18531059
175 comments

Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML

#14614721
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25043) - you deserved it (6887) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - health - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML

#6580015
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31384) - you deserved it (2808)

On 12/03/2009 at 3:23am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

#3991086
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (57747) - you deserved it (26173)

On 07/23/2009 at 10:26pm - love - by Ella (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML

#964759
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64453) - you deserved it (6829)

On 04/14/2009 at 3:50am - misc - by LizLiao (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I bit my boyfriend's neck. I felt something squirt into my mouth. Turns out I had just popped a pimple on his neck. Into my mouth. FML

#361047
1237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (658339) - you deserved it (442416)

On 03/15/2009 at 10:20pm - misc - by KAAALIS (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
998 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71077) - you deserved it (740065)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)



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