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  • Town/Country : Darien, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1998 (18 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5542
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 14 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : Xbox One Gamertag: cjaysuniverse, add me!
Snapchat is cecilyjane, but you'll be blocked if I receive any unsolicited dick pics.

I love sports, gaming, and other completely girly things. I also love Orange is the New Black and hate-watching PLL. I also play a couple instruments. If you would like to know more about me, message away! 😁😁😁

I'm a Froot Loop in a world of Cheerios ♥️💜💙

UnidentifiedFun's page activity

Visits<b>DerBuchmacher</b> - 3 hours ago<b>jessecn</b> - yesterday at 4:46pm<b>TheDarkLight</b> - the 07/22/2016 at 9:49am<b>xfireds</b> - the 07/21/2016 at 6:29pm<b>Blizzicus</b> - the 07/20/2016 at 4:51am<b>Roberto583</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 2:41pm<b>shotoftequila</b> - the 07/19/2016 at 12:07pm<b>ARetardedSeal</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 10:07pm<b>sacrosanct2</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 1:55pm<b>ScratchCatPower</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 9:52am<b>XRayXLopez1</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 7:52am<b>MitchRapp</b> - the 07/17/2016 at 1:45am<b>stryder9090</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 6:47pm<b>GrimReefer66</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:02pm<b>jamesc096</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 2:16am<b>bbambastic</b> - the 07/16/2016 at 12:48am<b>Appalappagus</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 11:53pm<b>Kendrick_IX</b> - the 07/15/2016 at 7:12am

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, I went out clubbing and hit the dance floor, hoping to impress some girls with my moves. All I got was a bunch of weird looks and was told by one girl that I'm the "whitest black guy" she's ever seen. FML

by I Tried / 01/29/2016 at 5:18pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took a swig of my Dr Pepper while having a meeting with my manager. As soon as I was about to swallow, I began coughing, and spat a whole mouthful all over her face. FML

by westwoodcosmo / 01/27/2016 at 5:35pm / United States (Arizona) / Work

Today, I woke up to my roommate's friend rustling in the attic without permission to be there. When I asked how he got in with all doors and windows locked, he simply said, "It's a secret." FML

by Anonymous / 01/11/2016 at 4:52pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was out with my brother and his group of very cute friends at a Cheesecake Factory. When the server came to take our orders, she asked me what kind of sauce I liked. Like a complete fuckwit, I blurted, "I like creamy white stuff." The guy across from me choked on his water. FML

by Bex98 / 01/11/2016 at 3:17am / United States (California) / Intimacy

This FML has been commented on by its original poster.

Today, I faced my fears. I've always had a weird fear of looking out of windows at night, afraid a face would suddenly appear. When I heard a strange noise outside, I looked out the window. Sure enough, the face of a man suddenly appeared. FML

by NeverLookingAgain / 12/29/2015 at 11:16pm / United States / Miscellaneous

Today, my constant constipation has become a running joke in my family; I heard my mom tell my dad that if he wants to keep his Christmas presents safe, he should ask me to eat them. FML

by aswamk / 12/19/2015 at 12:01am / Pakistan (Sindh) / Health

Today, I got back from a week long holiday with my new girlfriend. I started thinking about her whilst talking to my parents and reflexively cupped my mother's ass. FML

by accidentalnorman / 12/07/2015 at 5:11am / Intimacy

Today, I burped in front of my crush. Well, not really in front of him. I turned around mid-burp and noticed him, not knowing anyone was there. The surprise made me scream a little, which only amplified the burp. So I made this mighty belch-turned-scream noise, while maintaining eye contact with him. FML

by killmenow / 12/03/2015 at 12:33am / Canada (Nova Scotia) / Love

Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML

by hiitisbrooke / 11/23/2015 at 3:17pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML

by Anonymous / 11/07/2015 at 12:02am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids

Today, I decided it was time to have "the talk" with my daughter, after I found a thong in the washing machine. She denied it was hers and pointed out how it was too big to fit her. I ended up having a very different talk with my son. FML

by caroline / 10/29/2015 at 4:02pm / Germany / Kids

Today, I was making a homemade pizza for myself. I've been unhappy lately, so I arranged the pepperoni in the shape of a smiley face to cheer myself up. The pizza burned. FML

by welp / 10/28/2015 at 12:11am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband finally admitted that he squandered the last three months of my share of the rent on booze. He then blamed me, demanded more money, asked for a divorce, and stormed out. When he returned he asked, "How am I the bad guy?" FML

by Anonymous / 10/15/2015 at 8:57pm / United States (Kansas) / Love

Today, after taking my little niece out onto the balcony of her family's new apartment to enjoy the view, we watched as a man jay-walked across the street down below and was run over by a car. My niece is pretty much traumatized for life now. FML

by scarredforlife / 10/02/2015 at 9:13pm / Canada (Alberta) / Miscellaneous

Today, I took my boyfriend to dinner to meet my parents. He agreed to be on his best behavior, but when my mom told us about some shady stuff going on at her job, he replied that it sounded "fishier than Justin Bieber's cunt." We were quickly kicked out. FML

by FML / 10/02/2015 at 5:45pm / United States (Illinois) / Love