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About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Celia - that's me up there, snapchat is oddly flattering in the morning :L
I'm 16, but I know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can actually comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.
I'm from the UK, but I go to prep school in the New England area of the US. My varsity sports are cross country, basketball, and lacrosse, and during the summer I play squash and tennis. I can't draw for shit, although 3D design is my jam.
Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message. I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.
Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane
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Today, a kid from school came to my house. He asked my dad if I was at home, because we were "planning a bit of the old, you know..." and made an obscene gesture. Now I'm grounded for a month, and no matter what I say, my dad won't believe that I've never even spoken to the kid before. FML
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
Today, I found out that my friends were convinced that I was gay. I have known most of them for 3 plus years, they all thought my girlfriend was a special shopping partner. I found this out while announcing my engagement. FML
Today, I was running down the hallway when a door opens and hits me right on the face. I'm sitting there with my nose bleeding and a huge bump forming on my head. The guy who comes out is hugely fat, tries to help me up, trips, and falls on me. I accidentally groped his moobs while trying to push him off. FML
Monday 1 September 2014