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  • Number of visits : 2464
  • Number of comments : 108
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 12 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Cecily - only read my bio if you have some time on your hands, or if you're curious 😁

I'm 16, and I genuinely know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.

I'm from the UK, and I go to prep school in New England. I'm a three-sport varsity athlete, and I hope to play tennis or ice hockey in college. Other than sports, I like to sing and play guitar, and I'm currently learning the rock drums.

Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message ☺️ I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.

Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40609) - you deserved it (3831)

On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

Today, I dreamed I was wrestling an alligator. I quickly woke up to my girlfriend yelling and me holding her in a headlock. FML


I agree, your life sucks (37457) - you deserved it (5016)

On 08/29/2014 at 12:16am - misc - by AgentOrion - United States (Alabama)

Today, a schoolmate I've always secretly hated came over to my place to hang out. She found her way to my room and instantly noticed my dartboard, which I'd taped a picture of her face onto. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21010) - you deserved it (42867)

On 08/27/2014 at 6:57pm - misc - by Woops (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my husband jokingly told my daughter when she passes gas in public she needs to blame it on the fattest and ugliest person there. We went shopping after and she let a HUGE fart out. She gasped, "Mommy!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (47975) - you deserved it (7064)

On 01/18/2014 at 4:45am - kids - by FattestUgliestPerson (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML


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On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML


I agree, your life sucks (41931) - you deserved it (6913)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34477) - you deserved it (20992)

On 11/06/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML


I agree, your life sucks (44437) - you deserved it (5392)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22311) - you deserved it (43679)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML


I agree, your life sucks (29903) - you deserved it (6739)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43666) - you deserved it (7194)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML


I agree, your life sucks (18633) - you deserved it (3620)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML


I agree, your life sucks (22005) - you deserved it (1543)

On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34852) - you deserved it (2681)

On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML


I agree, your life sucks (75369) - you deserved it (8813)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

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