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  • Town/Country : Darien, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 14 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3129
  • Number of comments : 115
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 13 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : The last picture isn't me, but I just find it fucking hilarious. It's the cat that bit Iggy Azalea. That said, I enjoy cats (and all other animals)

Some things that interest me:
- Singing/guitar
- hanging out with people I like
- volleyball/tennis/hockey/lacrosse
- many other things, if you wanna find out, send me a message

I respect myself too much to send nudes. If that's all you want, bye Felicia.

xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10. Optional.

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Today, at a big family dinner, my dad said, "Pfff, gays don't have it hard at all. The things a guy has to do for sex with a girl? Crazy. All a gay guy has to do for sex is become an altar boy!" My husband's side of the family is very religious, and all hell quickly broke loose. FML


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On 03/07/2015 at 1:42pm - misc - by killme (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML


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On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezed. I managed to honk the horn and the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, we got a new Roomba. I set it to clean and came back an hour later to find shit smears all over the floor. Apparently, one of my cats had done his business in the kitchen, and the Roomba had dragged it around the entire first floor of my house. FML


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On 01/13/2015 at 8:50pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Delaware)

Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML


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On 12/27/2014 at 3:53pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I witnessed my very overweight cat trying to jump over my fence, only to shit himself half way up, and then land in it. FML

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, I got a new downstairs neighbor. Herpes. FML


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On 12/16/2014 at 4:04pm - health - by fuck - Norway (Buskerud)

Today, I received a package from my deployed husband. It contained a scarf, a letter, and a bag full of his pubes. FML


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On 12/02/2014 at 12:39pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I had to babysit both my neighbor's 3-year-old daughter and my very pregnant cat. I left the room briefly, only to come back to a traumatized 3-year-old crying in horror as my cat gave birth in front of her. FML


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On 11/22/2014 at 10:34am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

Today, I took my girlfriend for what I thought would be a romantic horse-drawn carriage ride. We didn't expect the horse to die in the middle of it. FML


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On 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm - love - by subduedbeast - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with a ring from Kay Jewelers. She saw the box, started giggling, whispered, "'Kay", and then started laughing so hard at her joke she had to excuse herself. FML


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On 09/02/2014 at 11:18pm - love - by very punny (man) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was called in over speakers at the airport. The man who was speaking clearly and nearly burst out laughing when he said my name. Soon, a few people around also snickered when they heard it. I had to wait five minutes before I could casually stand up. My last name is Bastard. FML


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On 08/30/2014 at 4:35am - misc - by poorbastard (man) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my 8 year old son asked me why he had to make his bed everyday if he would just use it again. I replied with, "You flush the toilet even though you're going to use it again, right?" He said, "Good point." Now he's not making his bed or flushing the toilet. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 10:54pm - kids - by sam_666777 - United States (New York)

Today, my brother told my 3 year old son that cool kids call their parents by their real names. This wouldn't be half as bad if he hadn't also convinced my son that my real name was Satan. FML


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On 08/29/2014 at 8:35am - kids - by Amithatevil - Japan (Kanagawa)

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