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UnidentifiedFun
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1611
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Celia - only read my bio if you have some time on your hands, or if you're curious 😁

I'm 16, and I genuinely know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.

I'm from the UK, and I go to prep school in New England. I'm a three-sport varsity athlete, and I hope to play tennis or ice hockey in college. Other than sports, I like to sing and play guitar, and I'm currently learning the rock drums.

Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message ☺️ I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.

Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10

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UnidentifiedFun's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to a figure holding a knife above me. After I screamed in terror, the figure burst into laughter. It was my mom. She did this as payback for me not washing the dishes last night after making food. FML

#21016927
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40414) - you deserved it (16203)

On 01/04/2014 at 6:43pm - misc - by awkwardpartybear (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I farted so loud that I woke myself up. And the stranger sitting next to me on the airplane. FML

#20988758
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41858) - you deserved it (6903)

On 12/11/2013 at 8:14am - misc - by pootie (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

#20947507
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34004) - you deserved it (20700)

On 11/06/2013 at 8:04am - misc - by pathetic (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, while teaching juniors about black holes, I said, "Imagine everything being sucked into a black hole." An African-American student shouted, "I'd better start clenching!" Nobody took the lesson seriously after that. FML

#20946225
139 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44347) - you deserved it (5386)

On 11/05/2013 at 8:22am - work - by regretsteachinghighschool - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I knocked over a display case at a mall, shattering hundreds of dollars in goods. Embarrassed, I tried to scurry out of the nearest door without being seen. I scuttled right into the janitor's closet, the door automatically locking behind me. I waited for an hour to be let out. FML

#20784911
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22271) - you deserved it (43604)

On 07/15/2013 at 7:36pm - money - by Jer (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, after getting into an argument with my dad, he told me that I would make a great ex wife one day. FML

#20467602
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29829) - you deserved it (6733)

On 01/19/2013 at 8:51am - love - by Claire - United States (Maryland)

Today, I learned my neighbor can access my wireless printer from his house after it started printing off pictures of what I'm assuming is his penis. FML

#20461046
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43593) - you deserved it (7176)

On 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm - intimacy - by itsrathersmall (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, at work as an EMT, I was telling a panicked patient that I would be taking her vital signs. I inadvertently said that I would be taking her vital organs. FML

#20137874
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18539) - you deserved it (3610)

On 10/28/2012 at 11:10pm - work - by Medic - United States (Washington)

Today, I walked into my room, only to find my 15-year-old brother violating my old teddy bear. FML

#20126784
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21909) - you deserved it (1539)

On 10/21/2012 at 2:54pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, I caught my brother whacking off with my expensive bottle of lotion. This might not have been quite so disturbing had he not been caught with his entire penis in the bottle. FML

#20117813
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34761) - you deserved it (2675)

On 10/15/2012 at 8:10am - intimacy - by scarred_sibling - United States

Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML

#20111886
521 comments

I agree, your life sucks (75269) - you deserved it (8800)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:30am - kids - by wdunn69733 - United States (Georgia)

Today, I asked a girl out. She replied, "Sorry, I'm suddenly a lesbian." FML

#20101904
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27293) - you deserved it (2535)

On 10/04/2012 at 8:28pm - love - by imafunguy (man) - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a huge fight with me over how I don't have the right to have close female friends anymore. She ended up storming off, and won't return my calls. But no worries: she did just play the word "murder" in our game of Words With Friends. Very comforting. FML

Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML

#19981127
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25200) - you deserved it (2016)

On 07/24/2012 at 5:51am - misc - by Uncircumcised Penis - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was entering a guy's number into my phone, and I couldn't remember his name. Embarrassed, I tried to be sneaky and asked, "Can you spell your name for me, please?" His name is Bob. FML

#19861298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8949) - you deserved it (26229) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -



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