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About UnidentifiedFun : How's it goin, I'm Celia - only read my bio if you have some time on your hands, or if you're curious 😁
I'm 16, and I genuinely know how to use proper grammar and how to make comments that people can comprehend - however, sometimes I make comments in the A.M. that I look back at and hit myself in the head for. I guess everyone does that, sometimes.
I'm from the UK, and I go to prep school in New England. I'm a three-sport varsity athlete, and I hope to play tennis or ice hockey in college. Other than sports, I like to sing and play guitar, and I'm currently learning the rock drums.
Get to know me a little, if you like, shoot me a message ☺️ I'll respond as soon as I see 'em.
Cheers! xx if you wanna add me on snapchat it's cecilyjane, and my Instagram is cecijay10
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 likes on your profile. Kinky.
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Today, I was in line at the pharmacy when the man in front of me asked if I wanted to see a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. Before I had time to answer, he showed me a picture of a turd that looked like an uncircumcised penis. FML
Friday 30 January 2015