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Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
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I agree, your life sucks (38999) - you deserved it (11496)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, my dog was watching me and started to have a hard-on, for half an hour. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41650) - you deserved it (7157)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - animals - by aXel -

Today, the bank I use lost 5 billion. FML

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:29am - money - by Marco -



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