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Today, my 14-year-old little sister asked me how I felt when I had my first sexual intercourse. I told her it was personal and was none of her business. She then looked at me and said "I thought it was nice". I'm 19 and I'm still a virgin. FML
Today, on my first day at a new job, my boss asked how old I was. I replied, "Eighteen." She responded that she was my age thirty years ago, which makes her the same age as my mum. When I told her, she gave me a puzzled look, so I repeated myself. She was my age thirteen years ago, not thirty. FML
by Ulysse / 11/07/2008 at 10:33am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Work
Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML
by clubber / 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm / Switzerland (Fribourg) / Love
by HappyGirl / 10/28/2008 at 11:57am / France (Centre) / Intimacy
- Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I couldn't get into my car. I got mad at the lock, and my key broken inside it. It wasn't my…