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  • Number of visits : 15820
  • Number of comments : 98
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

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UnearthlyEnemy's favorite FMLs

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32244) - you deserved it (1618)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32244) - you deserved it (1618)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25685) - you deserved it (1670)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26522) - you deserved it (3032)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22877) - you deserved it (3978)

On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25876) - you deserved it (7029)

On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7517) - you deserved it (35381)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23244) - you deserved it (3049)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21790) - you deserved it (7471)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22237) - you deserved it (3802)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML

#771
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23329) - you deserved it (3090)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:38am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22811) - you deserved it (5415)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19579) - you deserved it (2370)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version

Today, I bought "Angus, thongs and perfect snogging" on DVD. FML

#542
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7085) - you deserved it (23761)

On 12/18/2008 at 3:30am - misc - by Wickls - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I needed to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone had left work, I decided that, since I AM a Jedi, my penis ought to be my lightsaber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: "At least someone is having fun!" It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8473) - you deserved it (28947)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version



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