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Today, was just like almost every for the past few months; I slept till 1pm, smoked cigarettes, jerked off, went to the store to get coffee, smoked more cigarettes, and sat in my room alone until 4am, jerking off and smoking cigarettes. FML

#1487
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10664) - you deserved it (39515)

On 01/17/2009 at 6:35pm - misc - by none - United States (New Jersey)

Today, all I wanted was stress-relief sex with the guy I sleep with. Instead, I was so exhausted from my day that he thought I wasn't into it and ended up just talking to me about what we're going to do after college. Trading a booty call for a meaningful and heartfelt discussion. FML

#1468
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9209) - you deserved it (34485)

On 01/17/2009 at 3:40pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32072) - you deserved it (1601)

On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, I found my car completely vandalized when I came home from work. A paper on the seat read "That's for what you did to Hannah you fuck". Hannah? FML

#1295
54 comments

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On 01/15/2009 at 6:32pm - love - by Camm. - United States (New York)

Today, the only girl I really loved said to me: I want you to be the father of my child, but I don't want to be your girlfriend. FML

#1230
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25519) - you deserved it (1661)

On 01/15/2009 at 11:12am - love - by J.Smith - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 5 year old daughter watched me getting dressed in the bathroom and asked "mum, when my boobs grow, will they droop like yours?". FML

#983
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25762) - you deserved it (2959)

On 01/12/2009 at 4:37am - kids - by Lax - Sent from mobile version

Today, taking the train to work after the worst hangover ever, two immense fat women start talking about rim jobs. I got up to switch cabins just in time for their conversation to switch over to RECEIVING rim jobs. I sprayed puke all over myself and an innocent bystander. FML

#857
42 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 6:21am - health - by depraved - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I enjoy reading this site and other people's suffering just to feel better about my own life. FML

#818
84 comments

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On 01/08/2009 at 3:32am - misc - by sampaloompy - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7469) - you deserved it (35288)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my ex girlfriend that I still love sent me a text, quote "I still love you, but i'm not IN love with you" um. what? FML

#779
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23125) - you deserved it (3038)

On 01/07/2009 at 2:23pm - love - by wtf - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was eating at a nice restaurant. Feeling curious, I daringly asked for the surprise "Maiden's Dream" dessert. The waiter came back with a banana between two balls of ice-cream on a plate, and no spoon. FML

#689
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19510) - you deserved it (7010)

On 01/03/2009 at 3:38am - misc - by sm@rtie - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out the girl I was in love with has a new boyfriend. I blame myself because I believed her when she said she "wasn't ready" for a relationship. FML

#678
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20138) - you deserved it (3490)

On 01/02/2009 at 6:14am - love - by loser doctor - Philippines (Quezon City)

Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML

#771
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23158) - you deserved it (3076)

On 01/01/2009 at 10:38am - health - by - Sent from mobile version

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22663) - you deserved it (5403)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I'm 65 years old, and I've been given a bottle of wine produced in the year I was born. The wine tastes foul; not a good omen. FML

#563
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19446) - you deserved it (2356)

On 12/21/2008 at 7:14am - misc - by Phil - Sent from mobile version



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