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Today, my friend sent me the link to this website with a message that said, "You'll feel at home." FML

#3195
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18894) - you deserved it (2518)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:33pm - misc - by AKN - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, walking to work in a snowstorm since I don't own a car, a man rolled down his window and screamed, "what are you doing you f***ing freak? you stupid b**ch!", while I waited for a green light to cross. FML

#3093
38 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23101) - you deserved it (2113)

On 01/28/2009 at 2:21pm - work - by likwidsol - United States (New York)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

#3084
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48607) - you deserved it (6628)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23689) - you deserved it (2591)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23689) - you deserved it (2591)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24695) - you deserved it (2530)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML

#2506
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34383) - you deserved it (2382)

On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)

Today, I went to work things out with my girlfriend that I'd had a huge fight with. She told me the night before to come over at noon and that she would be awake. I unlock our flat to see that the place was a mess. She had thrown a party and was still passed out naked next to her boss. FML

#2411
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25237) - you deserved it (1876)

On 01/24/2009 at 5:41am - love - by NJ - United States (Michigan)

Today, I finally finished my 500 page manuscript and so went out to buy some paper to print it off. I get back home and find out my dad has infected my computer with a virus and the only way to save it was to wipe the hard drive, which he did. That script took me a year and I have no backup. FML

#2406
5 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35942) - you deserved it (23620)

On 01/24/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by David3000 - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was doing a striptease for this guy over my webcam. I was shaking my ass while taking off my panties, but when they fell to my feet, I tripped over them and fell on my ass. FML

#2336
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8351) - you deserved it (49207)

On 01/23/2009 at 11:52am - intimacy - by sadgirl - United States (Virginia)

Today, my parents woke me up in the middle of the night when they got in a huge argument and started yelling at each other. I was up all night. They decided to make it up to each other. They kept me up all night again. FML

#2137
18 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38588) - you deserved it (2018)

On 01/22/2009 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my boyfriend's mother told me she had fantasies about throwing him out a window when he was a baby because she was so depressed and couldn't handle the stress. The worst part is he wants to get married. She'd be my mother-in-law. FML

#1751
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18440) - you deserved it (3287)

On 01/19/2009 at 12:59pm - love - by lovekills99 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I slipped on a banana peel in a store parking lot as I was getting out of my car. I landed on my ass. The cops that were parking behind me later informed me that I would be able to see the video on youtube. FML

#1741
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21488) - you deserved it (1892)

On 01/19/2009 at 11:49am - misc - by vixenscars - United States (California)

Today, I logged on to Facebook for the first time in nine days. No new notifications. FML

#1529
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19969) - you deserved it (7741)

On 01/18/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by zuut - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got demoted at my job. Instead of working with patients, they want me to file. The thing is, I'm a volunteer; I work for them for free. FML

#1523
21 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17273) - you deserved it (3077)

On 01/17/2009 at 10:44pm - work - by wasted_life - United States (Minnesota)



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