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I Was Really Upset After Work, And Tereily Askd My Boyfriend To Bring Something Over To Cheer Me Up When He Visitd Later. An Hour Or So Later He Arrivd, Having Bought Me A Brand New Large Purple Dildo To "brighten My Mood". FML

#4103761
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On 07/28/2009 at 9:34am - intimacy - by BigPurplePresent (woman) - South Africa (Western Cape)

Today, I found out that my son is really gay. He just told me that so I'd let him have grls in his bedroom. FML

#3842566
435 comments

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On 07/17/2009 at 10:00pm - kids - by Pumpkin (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to see grandmother. She has alzhiemers and doesn't remember me sometimes, and today she thought I was her sister and that I was trying to steal grandfather from her. She hit me with a cane and called me a slut. FML

#3603925
119 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by lady_jeni - United States (California)

Today I went on an excellent first date. After the 'end of the date kiss' cummed "I suppose this is where I tell u that I'm married". FML

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On 07/03/2009 at 3:24am - love - by hannaholic (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

yesterday I finally hookd up with the boy of mah dreams at a party. Later hile on aim I noticd one of his friends away messages was a quote from the guy's screen name hich said "I can't believehat I stick mah d... In sometimes." FML

#3383577
172 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 12:41am - love - by Bulldogs09 - Sent from mobile version

Today, mah mom had a talk with me while mah dad was out . She said to stop using her lotion fir mah masturbation sessions . I asked her how long did she know . She replied with, "Ever since we putted up that camera in the living room fir burglars, where u happen to watch yur porn." FML

#3354281
142 comments

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On 06/30/2009 at 12:49am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, was mah boyfriend's brthday . He wanted a blowjobhile playing Call of Duty 4 . In typical gamer fashion, he slammed his controller downhen he died . Into mah head . FML

#3078421
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On 06/21/2009 at 12:16am - intimacy - by jinxofsocal (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I FOUND A NOTE ON MY DOOR THAT SAID "YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON I'VE EVER STALKED". LATER, I FOUND ANOTHER NOTE THAT SAID "SORRY, THAT WAS MEANT 4 YOUR ROOMMATE. YOU AREN'T MY TYPE." NOT EVEN A CREEPY STALKER THINK I'M ATTRACTIVE. FML

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On 06/19/2009 at 8:28pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was at tha cafataria of mah school with mah boyfriand and ha dumpad ma!! I was kinda axpacting it!! What I wasn't axpacting was that ha'd start running in front of avaryona, scraaming "FREEEEEEEEEDOM!" at tha top of his lungs and that ha'd kiss tha first girl ha saw!! FML

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298 comments

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On 06/12/2009 at 2:39am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Quebec)

2day I hered my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door... "Are u jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up u fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML

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On 06/10/2009 at 2:09pm - intimacy - by badmom (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

TODAY, I WOKE UP TO MY WIFE TALKING IN HER SLEEP, "NO BRANDON! I DON'T WANT TO HAVE SEX!" MY WIFE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH MEHEN SHE'S AWAKE OR IN HER DREAMS. FML

#2697150
175 comments

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On 06/07/2009 at 5:49pm - intimacy - by BW (man) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I snuck out of my house in the middle of the night. I ran into my dad carrying wine into another house. I didn't assume he was cheating until he saw me and said looool "I won't tell if u don't tell, please don't tell your mother". FML

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255 comments

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On 05/25/2009 at 10:55am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after a few drinks mah dad decidd to tell me the story of how I was born. He wantd a baby girl after mah brother, an mum didn't want any more children. So he trickd her by giving her the wrong pill. That should explain a lot. FML

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104 comments

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On 05/21/2009 at 3:31am - misc - by verycre8tive (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)



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