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Today, my family and I argued whether getting a period or boner in the middle of class was worse. At the dinner table. FML

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On 09/10/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by Me - United States (Washington)

Today, I found out that I drunkenly texted my boss yesterday asking for nude pictures. He sent them. I'm afraid to go to work tomorrow. FML

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On 09/08/2010 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by WTF?!?! - United States (Florida)

Today, I went with my family to go see a notoriously creepy abandoned house. We noticed the people had left a lot of stuff behind so we loaded up the car with books, records, etc. As we were leaving, we saw the family who lived there drive up. I robbed a house with my grandma. FML

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On 08/30/2010 at 8:04pm - misc - by tikizombie (man) - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend of three months texted me saying he loves me. I excitedly started texting back, "I love you too." Before I even got done, he messaged again saying, "Can you send a pic of your tits to me now?" FML

#12077771
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On 07/24/2010 at 1:23am - intimacy - by luvlessbootycall (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my best friend told me I lost weight. I was happy because I've worked hard to shed off those pounds. I asked her what changes were evident, she told me that I now have a neck. FML

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On 07/18/2010 at 12:02am - health - by lalala (woman) - Philippines (Manila)

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a really really romantic way. After we called our parents to tell them the news, he turned to me and said, "Hey, I hope you know this doesn't mean you can start getting lazy with your blowjobs." FML

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On 06/09/2010 at 9:05am - intimacy - by DFR (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML

#11076203
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On 06/09/2010 at 7:34am - intimacy - by thetalkingvagina (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my boss fired me because he said I was spending too much time surfing the internet. When I reminded him that my work computer isn't even networked, he said, "Oh, sorry, you're the one who takes too many smoke breaks." When I told him that I don't even smoke, he said, "Just go..." FML

Today, while having sex with the guy I have seen for about 3 years, he answered the phone. I found out that he had a girlfriend while he was inside me. FML

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On 05/23/2010 at 5:08am - intimacy - by coltsfoot (woman) - Norway (Ostfold)

Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML

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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I learnt that the people I work with dislike me so much that they have a competition to see who can accidentally hurt me the most. How did I find out? A chef poured boiling water over my hands, and another shouted "50 POINTS!" FML

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121 comments

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On 03/14/2010 at 5:09am - misc - by Cooky (man) - United Kingdom (Calderdale)

Today, my dad asked me if I could convince my mother to get a Brazillian wax. If that's not bad enough, my mother heard and yelled from the other room, "I like my furball." FML

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On 03/13/2010 at 5:35am - intimacy - by Grossed Out - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I asked my girlfriend why she can't treat me like the way I treat her. She said, "because you love me more than I love you." FML

#7895812
120 comments

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On 02/05/2010 at 12:35am - love - by boostedsaab - Sent from mobile version

Today, my uncle died. It was also my grandpa's 85th birthday. His reaction to the death? "Best birthday gift ever!" FML

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125 comments

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On 01/17/2010 at 10:58am - misc - by poppet2010 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML

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On 01/17/2010 at 9:41am - misc - by forgottendaughter (woman) - South Africa (Gauteng)



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