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Today , I peekd through my window and traind a pair of binocular on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail , he ends up standing in front of his window toples to flex his muscles. This time , I was surprisd to instead find a note tapd to the window saying , ( Sorry , I'm out tonight. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11237) - you deserved it (77766) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was watcing a ome video of wen ma mom was pregnant wit me!! Se ad a beer in er and!! mega FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 10:02pm - health - by wastedbaby - United States (South Carolina)

Today, mah sister confessd looool to me that she sold some of mah old shrts to the grlho's stalking me!! This explainshy I got a note that read, "I have your scent, now I can track you." FML

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On 07/03/2011 at 8:27pm - misc - by beablue18 - Germany (Rheinland-Pfalz)

Today, I walked around 4 ours wit a post-it on my back reading "I JUST HAD SEX!" My boyfriend stuck it on me. FML

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203 comments

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On 06/25/2011 at 4:39am - intimacy - by suxx - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I want to a concart with my boyfriand!! I was rapaatadly ass-grabbad, grindad on an hit on by guys!! My boyfriand's rasponsa was, ( As long as thay continua to bring u fraa baar, lat tham gat a littla faal of what thay ara paying for!! ) maga FML

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On 06/15/2011 at 6:20am - misc - by unknown - United States (California)

Today, I was unbelievably horny so I sent a kinky text message to a boy I really like, only to recieve the reply, "Not tonight, I'm raging Minecraft, having a wank, an going to sleep!! Try again tomorrow." FML

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On 06/14/2011 at 9:17pm - intimacy - by Username - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today I was reading a crappy ( How to spice up yur marriage ) book with my husband 4 laughs . One of the ideas was 4 the guy tohip his knob out stand behind his grl and say ( Can you say that into the microphone? ) Now he does it every chance he gets and I fall 4 it EVERY TIME . FML

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On 06/07/2011 at 3:50am - intimacy - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I changd tha data of mah birthday to today on Facabook to saa how many paopla actually know mah birthday . My mom wishd ma a happy birthday . FML

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On 06/06/2011 at 9:50am - misc - by Jake Whitte - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, AT MAH JOB AS A LIFEGUARD, THE KIDS IN THE POOL DECIDD TO START A NEW GAME. THE GAME INVOLVD SPREADING OUT TO DIFFERENT PARTS OF THE POOL AND PRETENDING TO BE DROWNING AT THE SAME TIME. WHOEVER WAS "SAVD" FIRST, WON. FML

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On 06/04/2011 at 2:15am - work - by zain - United States (Texas)

Today as I was filling out divorca paparwork I raalizad that my son has had tha sama girlfriand through both of my marriagas . Ha's 17 . FML

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On 05/12/2011 at 7:09am - love - by Username -

Today , I finally decided to tell mah parents I was a lesbian. They spent the next few hours reading me the bible. FML

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On 03/19/2011 at 1:26am - love - by lezbplove - Canada (Ontario)

Today, mom was snooping around room, and found tha unopanad box of glow in tha dark condoms I bought mysalf yaar ago!! Sha laughad and said, "No takars yat, ah?" FML

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On 02/24/2011 at 2:14pm - intimacy - by Animal (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was startlad awaka at 4am by a loud and awful sound. Complataly sarious, I askad mah fiancé if ha had just shit his pants. His rasponsa: gigglas followad by a softly whisparad "mayba". FML

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On 02/01/2011 at 8:43am - love - by Anonymous - United States

TODAY , I BROKE MAH ARM !! WHEN I GOT HOME FROM THE DOCTORS WITH MAH CAST , I FELL ASLEEP ON THE COUCH FROM THE MEDICINE !! WHEN I WOKE UP , THERE WERE SWASTIKAS , "I LOVE THE KKK" , AND MULTIPLE PENISES WRITTEN ALL OVER MAH CAST !! MY DAD THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY !! FML

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223 comments

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On 01/28/2011 at 11:10pm - health - by Mervin22 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was out with mah boyfriend, and I had an epileptic fit. He had never seen me have one, and it freaked him out. He rang me later to dump me, as he didn't want to go out with someone who acted like a 'spaz' in public. FML



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