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Undecided_Jesus

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  • Title : Mister
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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 159
  • Number of comments : 6
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About Undecided_Jesus : You guys aren't going to believe me, but my dad is God. So I guess I'm supposed to be all for saving people and following all the commandments but a really hot girl just came in town. And I really don't like all this responsibility. Why can't I just do nothing like my mom, but my DAD decided I have to have all these powers and shit (how do you think I got an iphone). What do you think I should do? I know I could make history but it'll be really exhausting.

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