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Today... I askd ma grlfriand wan sa'll ba aving ar pariod... sinca sa was acting pratty bitcy ta last tima around. Sa duct tapd ma lag air and rippd it off wila I was napping. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today , I was having lunch at McDonald's when I droppd a French fry down my shrt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it , a creepy man pickd it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

my 12 year-old daughter askd me where her scrotum is. FML

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On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today... mah grlfriend startd to plan our wedding. We've been going looool out 4 3 days. FML

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

TODAY, MY HOUSE GOT WATERMELOND. NOT EGGD, WATERMELOND. FML

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage grl ran up behind me an dumpd a carton of milk on my head. She said, ( The cow master baptizes you! ) an then ran in the opposite drection, cackling madly. FML

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, mah family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby,ho died in childbirth!! Afterwards, mah husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees!! FML

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, While Socializing After A Church Service, I Discoverd I'm Still Referrd To As "Fireshit's Brother", After An Incident A Year Ago Which Involvd My Sister Screaming "the Devil Is Coming Out Of My Anus!" From The Lavatory!! FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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