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Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML

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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States

Today, I was having lunch at McDonald's when I dropped a French fry down my shirt. It stuck out the top of my bra. Before I had the chance to remove it, a creepy man picked it out and ate it saying that it was the best French fry he had ever eaten. FML

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On 02/05/2012 at 10:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Reserved

Today, my 12 year-old daughter asked me where her scrotum is. FML

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174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29160) - you deserved it (5151)

On 11/02/2011 at 4:18pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML

#17794409
250 comments

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On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my house got watermeloned. Not egged, watermeloned. FML

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103 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 1:28am - misc - by skichick54 - United States (Washington)

Today, while walking home from work, a young teenage girl ran up behind me and dumped a carton of milk on my head. She said, "The cow master baptizes you!" and then ran in the opposite direction, cackling madly. FML

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190 comments

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On 07/29/2011 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my family attended the funeral of an old family friend's baby, who died in childbirth. Afterwards, my husband went around snickering and quietly telling dead baby jokes to the other attendees. FML

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80 comments

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On 07/06/2011 at 7:38pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, while socializing after a church service, I discovered I'm still referred to as "Fireshit's brother", after an incident a year ago which involved my sister screaming "the devil is coming out of my anus!" from the lavatory. FML

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On 12/25/2010 at 1:20am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)



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