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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 30 January 1995 (21 years)
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About UncleTeemo : ...But soon it will be dark.
And then the crows will come...

Welcome! Either you are here because useless facts about people you'll probably never meet interests you, or my flashy as fuck name caught your attention. The name is a reference to my favourite game. If you're bored enough, talk to me. I probably won't care enough to reply though.

"The rest of you will receive no attention from me but there are no refunds so... Your move."

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