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Ultimawolf25

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  • Birth Date : Tuesday 17 March 1987 (28 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1073
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

#21522776
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14739) - you deserved it (2396)

On 02/04/2016 at 1:56pm - intimacy - by doodlecrzyMeg (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML

#21517155
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11383) - you deserved it (20372)

On 01/19/2016 at 9:51pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Kansas)

Today, at the age of 20, I still have a bed time. It is strictly enforced by my cat via endless meows if I am up past 11 pm. FML

#21510035
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20882) - you deserved it (3971)

On 01/01/2016 at 2:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob. It felt like she was skinning my dick alive with her teeth. I had to pretend to finish myself off in the bathroom and tell her it was because I didn't want her to have to swallow. FML

#21509335
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23232) - you deserved it (4803)

On 12/30/2015 at 10:21am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, after about a year of keeping it a secret from my girlfriend, I told her about my foot fetish. She said "EWWWWWWWW!" and left. She's ignoring my calls and has changed her relationship status to single on Facebook. FML

#21500257
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21816) - you deserved it (6017)

On 12/05/2015 at 12:44am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, after having my tonsils removed, I coughed so hard in my sleep that I woke up spitting blood. Turned out I'd ripped my throat. They had to put me to sleep and cauterize the damaged area. Now I'm in even worse pain than before. FML

#21495350
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23785) - you deserved it (1419)

On 11/21/2015 at 11:54pm - health - by Anonymous -

Today, my house is so cold that I chipped a tooth from chattering so hard. FML

#21495198
33 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22028) - you deserved it (2797)

On 11/21/2015 at 2:45pm - misc - by elena02 - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I've spent nearly three weeks indulging my boyfriend's weird fetish, where he wears a hockey mask and I call him Jason. He just confessed it isn't really a fetish for him and that was just fucking with me. He's already told all his friends. I'm humiliated. FML

#21495098
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30432) - you deserved it (4163)

On 11/21/2015 at 7:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML

#21495050
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21240) - you deserved it (6430)

On 11/21/2015 at 1:39am - love - by same (woman) - United States (California)

Today, a notification from Tinder popped up on my girlfriend's phone, 'Congratulations, you have a new match'. FML

#21491028
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26865) - you deserved it (2195)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:28pm - love - by anon - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, while changing the litter in the cat box, the brand new carton ripped open, spilling all twelve pounds of cat litter over my kitchen floor. Both cats promptly rushed over and began frantically urinating all over it. FML

Today, I set my cup of coffee down on the stall floor to take care of my business. A hand reached under the stall door and took my coffee. I yelled to give it back, calling them obscene names. Moments later, my fresh coffee came flying over the door. I'm burned from my head to my legs. FML

#21490780
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25815) - you deserved it (9624)

On 11/10/2015 at 10:54am - misc - by CoffeeStained - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my boyfriend told me I should stop talking about his major gambling problem because he still loves me even though I gained weight. Apparently that evens things out. FML

#21490532
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21451) - you deserved it (3204)

On 11/09/2015 at 8:03pm - love - by desigirl - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I went to the hospital for a scan. The tech went wide-eyed and stared at his screen in horror before realizing I could see him. He wouldn't tell me what he saw, apparently only my doctor is allowed to do that. So now I have to wait for god knows how long to get my results back. FML

#21478782
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28185) - you deserved it (1529)

On 10/11/2015 at 10:02pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I watched porn on my phone for the first time and it went black and shut down. In reality my phone just died. But I thought for a few seconds the government found me out. Paranoia much. FML

#21475640
67 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19715) - you deserved it (7858)

On 10/03/2015 at 9:38am - misc - by xxx - United States (Virginia)



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