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UltimateIdiot911
  • Town/Country : Brooklyn
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 19 May 1989 (24 years)
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Today, I was taking the subway to work when I saw a really hot girl. Noticing that she, like me, had a Dunkin' Donuts coffee, I tried to start a conversation by saying, "Is that Double Ds you have there?" She didn't pick up that I was talking about the coffee. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16119) - you deserved it (83664)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:46pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw a spider in my bathtub, so instead of killing it, i decided to bring my dog inside the bathroom to kill the spider for me. Turns out that the spider was a black widow, and my dog was bit. The dog killed the spider. The spider killed my dog. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (68763) - you deserved it (148472)

On 03/29/2009 at 1:04am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)



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