About Uilove1 : Like to chill with my friends and go places. dance is my sport. And i just like to have fun haha :D
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Today, I spent my remaining cash on a doctor's visit, only to find out that at the age of 22, I'm getting major health problems brought on by stress. I came home to relax, only to find out my roommate can't pay his rent, and needs me to cover for him so we don't get evicted. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 1:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had to spend all of my money on textbooks even though my refrigerator is empty. Starving and frustrated, I called home to ask for money for groceries. My mom told me I could afford to skip a few meals. FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 11:04am - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was going down on my girlfriend. I thought everything was going well, then all of a sudden she gets up and screams at me "IT'S NOT A TACO EATING COMPETITION, CHILL OUT." FML
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On 02/23/2011 at 5:06am - intimacy - by failed (man) - Switzerland (Vaud)
Today, my boyfriend asked me if I wanted to move out. Excited, thinking he wanted us to move out from his mom's house, I said, "Yeah! Just you and me?" to which he smirked and replied, "No, just you." FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 7:27pm - love - by Shropintz (woman) - United States
Today, someone started an event on Facebook for tomorrow called Kick A Ginger Day. Over 300 people are attending. There are only two redheads in my school, and I'm one of them. FML
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On 02/22/2011 at 1:30pm - misc - by Someone (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, after my two credit cards were stolen, thousands were charged before I could cancel. The thief dropped nearly $1,000 at Juicy Couture, so she/he is somewhere laughing at me in a magenta, rhinestoned "leisure suit." FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 8:21pm - money - by MBC - United States
Today, it's my mom's birthday. I woke up at midnight to be the first to tell her happy birthday. When I awoke in the morning, I decided to bake her a cake. Little did I know my whole family was going out to lunch to celebrate. I wasn't invited. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 5:20pm - misc - by thissucks - United States (California)
Today, I woke up and heard a noise coming from the kitchen. I went down stairs and saw a huge guy in there. I got a vase and hit him over the head, not realizing it was my mom's new boyfriend. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 6:43am - misc - by Karl -
Today, I went to my "not so technologically advanced" grandma's house to help her out with her computer. It appears she has very interesting conversations with the man who lives in the apartment above her. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 2:46am - intimacy - by Josie (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I went to the doctor thinking I had breast cancer. Turns out, I have a third boob. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barge in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 8:19pm - intimacy - by killmenow (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, at my strictly Catholic grandmother's funeral, I was made to sit in the row behind the rest of the family, because I was born out of wedlock and wasn't a 'real' member. FML
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On 02/20/2011 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
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Today, I was in bed, about to fall asleep, when I remembered something funny. While trying not to laugh, I started grunting and biting my lip, when suddenly my brother walked by my door. He refuses to believe that I wasn't masturbating. FML
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On 02/18/2011 at 7:19pm - intimacy - by afafakfhsg (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, I downloaded an application for my phone that reads whatever you type out loud. I started making it say things like "You like it when daddy spanks your tight little ass don't you?" Just as the message was playing back out loud, my mom walked up the stairs. FML
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On 02/17/2011 at 2:02am - intimacy - by biglady (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)
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