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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2704
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Uilove1 : Like to chill with my friends and go places. dance is my sport. And i just like to have fun haha :D

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Today, I saw a spider crawling across a poster in mah bedroom, so I smacked the spot below it to scare the spider into climbing back up the wall . Instead, cuz the poster wasn't completely flat to the wall, I catapulted the spider straight into mah face . FML

#15793137
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18329) - you deserved it (29100)

On 04/15/2011 at 7:47am - animals - by spiderwoman (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stars. FML

#15791793
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31008) - you deserved it (7274)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:47am - misc - by HWS - Canada (British Columbia)

2day I accidentally pocket diald my sister wile I was masturbating. mega FML

#15791690
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20769) - you deserved it (52427)

On 04/15/2011 at 1:34am - intimacy - by fmyhabit - United States (Utah)

Today, I got dressd up 4 the frst time in days to go have sushi with a friend. When I walkd out to my car, I noticd that the passenger window was shatterd and the car robbd. What's worse is I'd forgotten to lock the side doors anyway. FML

#15788112
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23922) - you deserved it (5450)

On 04/14/2011 at 9:09pm - misc - by markyvilla - United States

Today,hen I Picked Up Repeat Subscription Of Anti-anxiety Medication, They Had Changed The Packaging To Be More 'child Safe'. Now It's So Hard To Get The Pills Out That I Had An Anxiety Attack Trying To Take One. FML

#15706489
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29825) - you deserved it (7215)

On 04/09/2011 at 8:53am - health - by VoiceMail (man) - Australia (Queensland)

yesterday I found out my cat looool is allergic to ME. No kidding. FML

#15703815
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32490) - you deserved it (3918)

On 04/09/2011 at 1:32am - animals - by blehhx - United States

Today, I was on mah way home on mah bikehen a lady in a 4WD cut me offhile beeping her horn an calling me a ( stupid f**kerho should get a proper education!! ) In her car, she was smoking, an her three children weren't wearing seat belts!! mega FML

#15661688
145 comments

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On 04/06/2011 at 3:43am - misc - by faza4327 (man) - Australia (South Australia)

Today I wore mah cheerleading uniform to mah boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentiond a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I startd acting sassy and a little mean figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not because he startd to cry. FML

#15658091
291 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25745) - you deserved it (45867)

On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

Today I wore mah cheerleading uniform to mah boyfriend's house. He was a nerd in high school and mentiond a fantasy about hooking up with a cheerleader. I startd acting sassy and a little mean figuring he would enjoy a more realistic experience. Apparently not because he startd to cry. FML

#15658091
291 comments

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On 04/05/2011 at 10:32pm - intimacy - by oc_cheergirl (woman) - United States (California)

TODAY, I LEARND THAT MY PARENTS' NICKNAME FOR MY FIANCÉ IS "DICKWAD." FML

#15650058
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27105) - you deserved it (6064)

On 04/05/2011 at 11:25am - misc - by why - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was watching Animal Planet while babysitting my 4 year-old niece. A really cute babby bunny cummd on an I calld her into the room, only 4 her to see it get killd by a Bald Eagle. Now she won't stop crying. mega FML

#15632766
123 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 6:13am - kids - by arbiter3 -

Today , I went to boyfriend's house to break down and cry because his mother hates me for unknown reasons. I walkd in , gave him a long hug , and startd sobbing. I then saw his mother. She was visiting him to complain about how terrible a person I am. FML

#15632605
134 comments

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On 04/04/2011 at 5:29am - love - by terrible person -

Today... wile driving wit my step moter... se attemptd to ave pone sex wit my dad. FML

#15621485
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53335) - you deserved it (4168)

On 04/03/2011 at 1:55pm - intimacy - by Hanna (woman) - United States (Texas)

today while bending over to get the brownies I was making out of the oven, mah husband slappd mah butt . I fell into the oven . FML

#15619603
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72823) - you deserved it (5895)

On 04/03/2011 at 11:14am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today... I lockd the door to our only bathroom so my two year old wouldn't get in an make a mess. I crappd my pants while trying to unlock it with the key that rests on the frame. real FML

#15447949
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16099) - you deserved it (31709)

On 03/23/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by Cuzles (woman) - United States (California)



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