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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2701
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Uilove1 : Like to chill with my friends and go places. dance is my sport. And i just like to have fun haha :D

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Yesterday... ma grandmoter's excuse 4 not going to ma college graduation was because se'd already bougt er bingo card. FML

#16514185
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28571) - you deserved it (2375)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)

I Bought A Dog To Make Me Feel Less Lonely. He Ran Away. FML

#16512093
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51691) - you deserved it (7482)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51183) - you deserved it (5388)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounthen she goes in 4 maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it but she's probably getting discount on other service too. real FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33334) - you deserved it (4798)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Taday I found out mah ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube . My friends and sister won't stop singing there songs . Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am . FML

#16495662
221 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31517) - you deserved it (21847)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, aunt gave cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. fat FML

#16495613
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55945) - you deserved it (3834)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, aunt gave cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. fat FML

#16495613
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55945) - you deserved it (3834)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, I got to see mah son's dream of being on television come true . Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrestd for trying to rob a bank . FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38584) - you deserved it (5412)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today , I was sopping 4 clotes. I tougt tis guy was a mannequin because e was standing perfectly still. I pokd im and e screamd like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14051) - you deserved it (32655)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we finally got wreless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55742) - you deserved it (4271)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today , I applid for looool a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denid". I was denid. FML

#16464062
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29579) - you deserved it (3102)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a customer ad an allergic reaction to te almonds in te sundae I made fir er. We're supposd to puttd te almonds on unless te customer asks oterwise. Se complaind to my boss tat I'd poisond er. FML

#16462261
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30636) - you deserved it (3185)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:40am - work - by Unemployed (man) - United States

Today, I bought a car. Aftar just tan minutas, mah hub caps had baan stolan. FML

#16458606
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28445) - you deserved it (3039)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

TODAY, I AD TO BLOW UP AN AIR MATTRESS USING ONLY MA LUNGS. AFTER NEARLY PASSING OUT FROM LACK OF OXYGEN, I REALIZED TERE WAS A OLE IN IT. REAL FML

#16454876
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20456) - you deserved it (25914)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was slammd onto mah car, thrown on the ground, and arrestd for outstanding warrant from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
277 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67252) - you deserved it (3738)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)



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