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Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)
Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)
Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML
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On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)
Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)
Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States
Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML
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On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States
Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it's because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States
Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States
Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML
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On 06/02/2011 at 12:40am - work - by Unemployed (man) - United States
Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom
Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML
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On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)
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