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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2090
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Uilove1 : Like to chill with my friends and go places. dance is my sport. And i just like to have fun haha :D

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Today, my grandmother's excuse for not going to my college graduation was because she'd already bought her bingo card. FML

#16514185
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28359) - you deserved it (2354)

On 06/05/2011 at 2:15pm - misc - by xXEndlesslullabyXx - United States (New York)

Today, I bought a dog to make me feel less lonely. He ran away. FML

#16512093
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51370) - you deserved it (7450)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:23am - love - by Loveless - Canada (Ontario)

Today, the girl I have a crush on came over to work on a project. My dad rushed into the room we were in, farted, and then ran out giggling. FML

#16507836
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49822) - you deserved it (5268)

On 06/05/2011 at 12:14am - love - by longlostkid556 (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend went on a date with her mechanic. She said it was to get discounts when she goes in for maintenance. Not only does she not see a problem with it, but she's probably getting discounts on other services too. FML

#16499106
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33118) - you deserved it (4784)

On 06/04/2011 at 1:37pm - love - by hcflorence1 (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

#16495662
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30053) - you deserved it (21211)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53995) - you deserved it (3676)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, my aunt gave my cat aspirin because when she touched his nose he had a 'fever'. I came home to a dead cat. FML

#16495613
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53995) - you deserved it (3676)

On 06/04/2011 at 7:22am - animals - by Clumsyblonde22 - United States

Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML

#16468673
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38331) - you deserved it (5398)

On 06/02/2011 at 2:43pm - kids - by fuck (man) - United States

Today, I was shopping for clothes. I thought this guy was a mannequin because he was standing perfectly still. I poked him and he screamed like a girl. FML

#16464729
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13466) - you deserved it (31799)

On 06/02/2011 at 6:05am - misc - by ohcrap - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55415) - you deserved it (4261)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I applied for a dental insurance that claims "you cannot be denied". I was denied. FML

#16464062
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29348) - you deserved it (3085)

On 06/02/2011 at 3:26am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, a customer had an allergic reaction to the almonds in the sundae I made for her. We're supposed to put the almonds on unless the customer asks otherwise. She complained to my boss that I'd poisoned her. FML

#16462261
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30207) - you deserved it (3150)

On 06/02/2011 at 12:40am - work - by Unemployed (man) - United States

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

#16458606
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26891) - you deserved it (2894)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:25pm - money - by GTR - United Kingdom

Today, I had to blow up an air mattress using only my lungs. After nearly passing out from lack of oxygen, I realized there was a hole in it. FML

#16454876
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20038) - you deserved it (25514)

On 06/01/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by ven980 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I was slammed onto my car, thrown on the ground, and arrested for outstanding warrants from 1979. I was born in 1992. FML

#16449288
276 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65163) - you deserved it (3599)

On 06/01/2011 at 9:30am - misc - by aarone23 - United States (Oklahoma)



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