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Uilove1
  • Town/Country : cumming, Georgia
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 1844
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Uilove1 : Like to chill with my friends and go places. dance is my sport. And i just like to have fun haha :D

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Today, my mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her for extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through for a good five minutes, while I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

#17018036
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23630) - you deserved it (2574)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is for almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, described his dick in great detail, and showed me pictures of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

#16985771
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38127) - you deserved it (3798)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my mother insisted I thoroughly water all the plants in and around my house before some people turned up. This would be fine except 90% of them are fake. She is convinced it will make them look "realer." FML

#16984836
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24507) - you deserved it (2413)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
168 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, while using the restroom at work, I dropped my keys into the toilet. I left to find something to get them out and figured nobody would use a toilet with keys in it. I came back to a bowl of dung and "Shit happens" written on the wall in lipstick. FML

#16980115
115 comments

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On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today, I was jamming out in my car, tapping my fingers on the wheel and bobbing my head. At the next stoplight, I happened to look over and the passenger of the car next to me was holding a sign in the window saying, "I bet you don't have a boyfriend, do you?" FML

#16977432
132 comments

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On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today, I really had to go to the bathroom. Due to my fear of public restrooms, I made sure it was clear before I started. I heard someone sigh halfway through. Embarrassed, I waited a full ten minutes before leaving the stall, only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener. FML

#16657137
108 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States

Today, I let my new puppy outside for the first time. When I went to get him, I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
242 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today, my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store, she said she forgot her wallet, and I told her I would buy some things for her. When we were at the checkout, I was a dollar short. She said, "Oh, I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to explain to my little brother that my tampons weren't ear plugs. FML

#16642737
188 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

Today, I was home alone in my apartment. I tripped over my dresser and fell and sprained my ankle. As I was laying there in agonizing pain, my downstairs neighbor shouted at me to shut up. FML

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61 comments

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On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I learned the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I snuck up on my girlfriend to give her a kiss. Only after I planted a big one did I realize it was not my girlfriend, or even a girl for that matter. FML

#16596385
234 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our birth year. FML

#16589535
140 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nearly passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. FML

#16576364
150 comments

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On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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