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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 24 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2706
  • Number of comments : 9
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Uilove1 : Like to chill with my friends and go places. dance is my sport. And i just like to have fun haha :D

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Today, mah mother resolved to never visit McDonald's again. Not because of ethics or health concerns, but because they charged her fir extra barbecue sauce. She bitched out the man in the drive-through fir a good five minutes,hile I sat awkwardly in the passenger's seat. FML

#17018036
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27324) - you deserved it (2868)

On 07/07/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by AgentFreshers (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I looool got stuck listening to my coworker bang on about how sexy her fiancé is fir almost an hour. She told me about their sex life, describd his dick in great detail, and showd me picture of him shirtless. My coworker is 49; her fiancé is 56 and overweight. FML

#16985771
212 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41327) - you deserved it (4103)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Jessie (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, my moter insisted I torougly water all te plants in and around my ouse before some people turned up. Tis would be fine except 90% of tem r fake. Se is convinced it will make tem look "realer." FML

#16984836
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28745) - you deserved it (2795)

On 07/05/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by omfgfmlife - United States (Texas)

2day I tried to talk to mah boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31995) - you deserved it (7153)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, While Using The Restroom At Work, I Dropped Mah Keys Into The Toilet. I Left To Fine Something To Get Them Out An Figured Nobody Would Use A Toilet With Keys In It. I Cummed Back To A Bowl Of Dung An ( Shit Happens ) Written On The Wall In Lipstick. FML

#16980115
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31886) - you deserved it (7589)

On 07/05/2011 at 12:04am - work - by Stacy - United States

Today... I was jamming out in my car... tapping my fingers on te weel and bobbing my ead. At te next stopligt... I appened to look over and te passenger of te car next to me was olding a sign in te window saying... "I bet u don't ave a boyfriend... do you?" FML

#16977432
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30411) - you deserved it (5925)

On 07/04/2011 at 8:25pm - misc - by brittbrat4 - United States

Today , I really had to go to the bathroom!! Due to my fear of public restrooms , I made sure it was clear before I startd!! I heard someone sigh halfway through!! Embarrassd , I waitd a full ten minutes before leaving the stall , only to see that it was only the automatic air freshener!! FML

#16657137
109 comments

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On 06/14/2011 at 4:30am - misc - by facepalm (woman) - United States

today I let mah new puppy outside 4 the first time. When I went to get him I saw a man running off with him. FML

#16651474
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45009) - you deserved it (11359)

On 06/13/2011 at 9:46pm - misc - by robertsonjimmy - United States (Mississippi)

Today , my aunt and I went shopping. When we got to the store , she said she forgot her wallet , and I told her I would buy some things 4 her. When we were at the checkout , I was a dollar short. She said , "Oh , I'll get it!" and pulled out her wallet. FML

#16648557
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45650) - you deserved it (4484)

On 06/13/2011 at 6:29pm - money - by sarahwittman - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I had to explain to mah little brother that mah tampons weren't ear plugs. real FML

#16642737
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34100) - you deserved it (4292)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:24am - kids - by Evaki1 - Greece (Attiki)

I was ome alone in ma apartment!! I tripped over ma dresser an fell an sprained ma ankle!! As I was laying tere in agonizing pain, ma downstairs neigbor souted at me to sut up!! FML

#16638777
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27546) - you deserved it (4297)

On 06/13/2011 at 1:39am - health - by ow (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I lerend the hard way that yes, a fork can get stuck in your braces. FML

#16601397
195 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 9:32pm - health - by 8sq (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I snuck up on ma girlfriend to give er a kiss. Only after I plantd a big one did I realize it was not ma girlfriend, or even a girl for tat matter. FML

#16596385
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20872) - you deserved it (47771)

On 06/10/2011 at 3:06pm - love - by gabxoxo03 - United States (New York)

Today, I met my soon-to-be step mother. My dad was right, we had a lot in common. Including our brth year.

#16589535
140 comments

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On 06/10/2011 at 1:17am - misc - by stepsister - United States (Ohio)

Today, while at work, I suddenly went into diabetic shock. As I was nerely passed out on the floor, a customer yelled at me for not getting his coffee in time. big fat FML

#16576364
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39172) - you deserved it (3181)

On 06/09/2011 at 10:25am - health - by Anonymous - United States



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