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U_GotitDude
  • Town/Country : Washington DC, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 890
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About U_GotitDude : Im a nice guy, you should follow me on twitter & instagram: @U_GotitDude

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Today, my husband and I decided to take a romantic trip to the beach. We got pulled over, and shortly thereafter he was arrested. Just so happens you can't miss child support payments for your twelve year old daughter without getting a warrant. He has a daughter? We've been married for 14 years. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (59314) - you deserved it (2888)

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