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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1679
  • Number of comments : 173
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About U_GotitDude : Im a nice guy, you should follow me on twitter & instagram: @U_GotitDude

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Today, a cute girl sitting next to me askd if she could use phone. As I handd it to her, I attemptd to use the expression "knock yourself out," but 4 a reason I can still not fathom, it cummd out as "kill yourself." FML

#20120541
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25563) - you deserved it (6600)

On 10/17/2012 at 12:45am - misc - by Holy Testacles (man) - United States

Today I found out that mah girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait fir us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML

#20118231
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36880) - you deserved it (2230)

On 10/15/2012 at 4:27pm - love - by 3023-dang - United States

Yesterday, after saving up for weeks, I bought myself an iPad. Because mine is better than the one mah parents bought mah ten-year-old brother, he got pissd and threw it into our pool. I'm now groundd for getting angry and calling him a bastard in the aftermath. FML

#20112275
323 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36192) - you deserved it (2377)

On 10/11/2012 at 4:37pm - misc - by future missing person maker person thingy (woman) - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went on a blind date. Sadly, I wasn't blind enough. real FML

#20111868
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10549) - you deserved it (28221)

On 10/11/2012 at 10:02am - love - by goodeyesight (man) - Brazil (Sao Paulo)

Today, while at my job as a hairdresser, I was giving an elderly client a perm an I thought she'd fallen asleep. She'd died. FML

#20102415
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47896) - you deserved it (2004)

On 10/05/2012 at 1:49am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today, At Around 11pm The Police Made A Visit To Mah House, Explaining How Mah Nieghbors Had Thought I Was Using A Universal Remote To Change There Television Channels . Real FML

#20099119
83 comments

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On 10/02/2012 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my 2-year-old told me he found a new finger puppet. It was a usd condom. FML

#20080363
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18171) - you deserved it (26669)

On 09/20/2012 at 3:00am - intimacy - by myself - United States (California)

yesterday a guy I've been seeing for ahile sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clickd the link just to see wat sick shit he wantd to show me. It was my mom. FML

#20079475
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59695) - you deserved it (3067)

On 09/19/2012 at 4:41pm - intimacy - by identitychangeplease - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)

Today I looool found out my friend swappd my girlfriend and probation officer's numbers in my pone. My girlfriend is wondering y I askd er permission to leave te country and my probation officer said se can't wait to see me again. FML

#20054113
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23452) - you deserved it (3741)

On 09/02/2012 at 1:34pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

Today... thanks to my wife's confession... I found out that the 14 year old child I've raised since I was 16 isn't related to me at all. But at least this narrows the real father down to one of three other guys. FML

#17589852
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40350) - you deserved it (3794)

On 08/26/2011 at 10:10pm - kids - by candie - United States (Texas)

Today, it looked lyk rain so I eld out ma and to catc a raindrop. Wen I finally caugt one, I closed ma and over it an ran to sow ma friends to prove it was raining. I opened ma and saying, "Look! It's raining!" Wen I looked down, I saw tat I ad actually caugt a bird sit. FML

#6779771
60 comments

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On 12/16/2009 at 4:11pm - animals - by smellyhand (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, While Dining At A Restaurant I Hered A Women Choking . I Immediately Ran To Her, Wrapped My Arms Around Her An Started Giving Her Abdominal Thrusts . She Freed Herself An Slapped Me . Turns Out She Wasn't Choking, She Was Just Laughing .

#6546053
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14587) - you deserved it (31003)

On 12/01/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by helper (man) - Costa Rica (Heredia)

Today, ma usband and I decidd to take a romantic trip to te beac. We got pulld over, and sortly tereafter e was arrestd. Just so appens you can't miss cild support payments 4 your twelve year old daugter witout getting a warrant. He as a daugter? We've been marrid 4 14 yeres. FML

#4845223
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63738) - you deserved it (3224)

On 08/26/2009 at 8:57pm - misc - by AreYouSerious (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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