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Today, I found out that my mom has linked my iPhone with her iPad and has been secretly reading my texts. FML
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On 02/27/2013 at 7:27pm - misc - by segal1010 - United States (Maryland)
Today, while I was in the shower, my boyfriend decided to join me. We were really getting into it and he attempted to lift me up. Not only did I let out a massive fart, he slipped and fell on top of me. He won't stop laughing. FML
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On 02/19/2013 at 3:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous -
Today, with 24 inches of snow on the ground, it is raining like hell. The weight of the snow, now full of rain water, collapsed the roof over my living room. I was eating cereal in my underwear, in the living room, directly under the failure. I'm cold. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 3:58pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, it's my boyfriend's birthday. He really likes Legend of Zelda, so I put on a Link hat, took my clothes off, and waited for him at his place. He came home with a hooker. FML
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On 02/11/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by excusemeprincess (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I learned that my big, tough, strong dog is terrified of spiders when he jumped, knocked over a table and then peed on the spider to drown it. FML
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On 02/06/2013 at 8:59am - animals - by DogLover (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, my friend asked me to fix his laptop for him because it is loaded with viruses. When I turned it on and started searching for the problem, I couldn't find it. Luckily I was able to find a video of him banging my girlfriend. We've been together for eight years. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 3:17pm - intimacy - by hamandegger (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
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On 02/04/2013 at 12:17pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, as I was leaving for my chemistry exam, I stepped on one of the countless sheets of chemistry notes that littered the floor following last night's studying. I managed to slip and knock myself out in my own living room. FML
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On 02/02/2013 at 2:50am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I tripped while walking down a large flight of stairs. As I fell forward, I instinctively reached out and grabbed onto one of the guys walking up. I ended up taking him and two other people down with me, earning myself a great many disgusted glares as I dusted myself off. FML
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On 02/01/2013 at 5:53pm - health - by Awkward (man) - United Kingdom (Wolverhampton)
Today, thanks to our computer's browser history, I found out that my wife has been searching for local therapists who deal with cases of severe sex addiction. We've only had sex twice since we got married four months ago. FML
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On 01/31/2013 at 12:08pm - love - by papersofdivorce (man) - Peru (Lima)
Today, my mother "checked in" to rehab on Facebook. The same rehab that told her to hand over her smartphone. The dumbass was smart enough to steal my phone and dumb enough to get it confiscated. FML
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On 01/29/2013 at 10:18pm - health - by motherless - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML
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On 01/27/2013 at 6:10am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Colorado)
Today, I saw a woman breast feeding her child at the local park. That would have been just fine if the child wasn't at least 8 years old. FML
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On 01/23/2013 at 3:33am - misc - by TheLastSerenade (man) - Australia (New South Wales)
Today, after applying for a job at a tanning salon, I was told they don't hire "naturally tan" people. I'm black. FML
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On 01/21/2013 at 7:48am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)
Today, while trying to quietly sneak a midnight snack with my girlfriend, I was slowly opening the pantry door so I wouldn't wake my mother. My girlfriend came and swung open the door onto my foot, taking the top layer of skin with it. FML
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On 01/13/2013 at 7:41am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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