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  • Birth Date : Saturday 10 October 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 370
  • Number of comments : 5
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About USMC_Guy0313 : "I'm like the dopest dope you've ever smoked" -Krewella. Yea I rave what about it I love the people the music the love, I met my cutie at a rave and have been raving with her ever since. Don't judge the people until you have actually been to a rave yourself guarantee you out look about us will change for the best and forever. -PLUR

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Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML


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