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About USMC_Guy0313 : "I'm like the dopest dope you've ever smoked" -Krewella. Yea I rave what about it I love the people the music the love, I met my cutie at a rave and have been raving with her ever since. Don't judge the people until you have actually been to a rave yourself guarantee you out look about us will change for the best and forever. -PLUR
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Why am I up so early?
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 am.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
Today, my husband finally returned from his 18-month deployment. Sexually starved, we wasted no time getting busy. Later as we finally cooled off, I got a message from my Aunt. She was hiding in our closet the whole time to surprise us with cake for his safe return. FML
Monday 3 August 2015