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Today, I had a music duet in front of a crowd and 3 judges. I play tuba and my partner plays the saxophone. He burst out laughing in the middle of it because one note that I played sounded like a fart. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39727) - you deserved it (4313)

On 03/09/2014 at 10:09pm - misc - by some band player - United States (Illinois)

Today, I spent nearly half an hour clearing several inches of snow off my car. After almost suffering from hypothermia, I finished. Except the car keys were missing from my pocket, presumably buried under a foot of snow. FML

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On 01/05/2014 at 9:04pm - misc - by frozen solid - United States (Pennsylvania)



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