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UK_Gamer

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UK_Gamer

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  • Town/Country : London Borough of Waltham Forest, United Kingdom
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 October 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 148
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About UK_Gamer : I am just a gamer that lives in the UK. kik: dogz629

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UK_Gamer's favorite FMLs

Today, a customer yelled at me because I gave her a wrinkled bag. I work in retail, and the bags are all cheap plastic. She wouldn't stop, even when I gave her 3 different bags. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30612) - you deserved it (2238)

On 11/04/2014 at 5:57pm - work - by kismet_fire (woman) - United States (California)

Today, army recruiters came to my school and set up some punching bags to attract potential recruits. I gave it a shot, managing to set the highest score at my school and fracture my wrist at the same time. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32586) - you deserved it (6564)

On 11/04/2014 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I slept over at my new boyfriend's house for the first time. When I woke up in the morning, he told me all about how much gas I'd had through the night. He said he thought he had a grown man in his bed instead of me. FML



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