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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 17 May 1996 (19 years)
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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML


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On 01/23/2015 at 8:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my classmate said I looked better without makeup. Well, her exact words were, "You look like less of a whore without makeup." FML

Today, my boyfriend's grandma took me to his house to hang out. I then heard her in the kitchen telling his mom how hard she tried to leave me at the nearest gas station. FML

Today, I realized I need to start hitting the gym, when my boyfriend actually utilized my love handles during sex. FML

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML


I agree, your life sucks (47408) - you deserved it (18901)

On 11/18/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by flavored (woman) - United States

Today, I found myself admiring my eyelids for being the only parts of my face not covered in acne. FML


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On 11/17/2013 at 2:11pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I donated blood. Afterwards, I regained consciousness on the floor with a half-eaten cookie in my mouth. FML

Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML


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On 11/11/2013 at 1:02pm - misc - by LetMeOut - United States (Texas)

Today, as my wife and I were getting intimate, I thought I would try a little "dirty talk". I whispered in her ear that I would "dick her down good". She couldn't stop laughing. FML


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On 11/05/2013 at 10:26am - intimacy - by Something I said? (man) - United States (New York)

Today, someone popped my birthday balloon at school. Her reasoning was that she "didn't want people to know we have the same birthday." Who popped it? My identical twin sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (51409) - you deserved it (3557)

On 10/25/2013 at 11:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML

Today, I found out that when my boyfriend jokingly talks about his other girlfriend, he isn't actually joking. FML


I agree, your life sucks (52743) - you deserved it (5166)

On 10/21/2013 at 12:42pm - love - by other woman - United States (California)

Today, we had a safety meeting at my warehouse job. They had an entire power point based around their message, "Stop getting hurt; it costs the company too much money." FML


I agree, your life sucks (40835) - you deserved it (4070)

On 10/18/2013 at 10:29am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my handwriting is so bad that people think I write in Arabic. FML


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On 10/16/2013 at 1:37pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

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