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About Typicall : Ask what you want to know and depending on the question I'll answer. However if you just want to talk message me. I don't judge and I'm open minded. Also I'm Arab!
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You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
Today, my husband got mad at me for not helping take out the groceries from the car. He yelled that I'm lazy, and that he regrets our marriage. I guess he forgot that the door handle on that side is broken and he had to let me out of the car. FML
Today, someone tried to steal my backpack from the hook on the bathroom stall. Good news: they were caught off-guard by how heavy it was and dropped it. Bad news: my foot is now broken from using it to cushion the backpack's fall. FML
Tuesday 3 March 2015