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About TypeBbitch : I'm a positive pessimist and a hypocrite living in a world with other hypocrites. Go figure.
You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
The Thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML
Friday 6 December 2013