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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 November 1995 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 204
  • Number of comments : 13
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TypeBbitch : I'm a positive pessimist and a hypocrite living in a world with other hypocrites. Go figure.

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Today, I had to pee during a supervised lockdown. I asked my teacher to take me since we couldn't be in the halls alone. Since class was going, she couldn't take me. Much to my dismay, she sent a school-wide email asking for someone to take me to pee. Six teachers took me, including my principal. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44088) - you deserved it (4715)

On 12/18/2013 at 4:56am - misc - by Anon - United States (California)

Today, I took my laptop to I.T. to fix my internet. Only after I left did I realise my memory technique for remembering the stages of mitosis (Iraqi penis man anally transmits chlamydia) was left as a sticky note on my desktop. The guy definitely noticed. FML

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On 09/04/2013 at 7:18am - misc - by interphaseprophasemetaphase (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my girlfriend tried to get me to wear curly wig, so I could pretend to be Harry Styles in bed. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48417) - you deserved it (6170)

On 09/01/2013 at 12:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (District of Columbia)



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