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TylersMB
  • Town/Country : California
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 11 April 1995 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 848
  • Number of comments : 116
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my fiancé informed me he didn't want a regular wedding cake, he wants a Batman cake. I have nothing against this, except that he already decided the wedding theme would be Star Wars. Essentially, I'm marrying a child. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (34202) - you deserved it (21011)

On 05/30/2011 at 12:19am - love - by weddingblues (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I learned that "eating someone out" didn't actually involve food. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14938) - you deserved it (72846)

On 05/29/2011 at 11:34pm - intimacy - by yummy - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I let my son drive us home. After just 10 feet, he crashed into a parked cop car. It was my squad car. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26177) - you deserved it (13070)

On 05/29/2011 at 4:12am - kids - by adogg18 - United States (California)



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