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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 1 June 1994 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3527
  • Number of comments : 79
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About TylerOMFG : I love girls :)
I love paintball
I love making people laugh

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TylerOMFG's favorite FMLs

Today, I jokingly told my girlfriend that sperm kills acne, she laughed and said "so that's how you got rid of yours so fast" then continued to text all her friends and tell them. FML

#16957068
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14442) - you deserved it (43436)

On 07/03/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by fmylife7721 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to spice up our sex life, so we went and had sex in the park. We had 30 minutes of "spice", just to spend seven hours in jail. FML

#16954796
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13626) - you deserved it (44853)

On 07/02/2011 at 11:01pm - intimacy - by T-Guy (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, while on student exchange in Germany, I was making myself a cup of coffee. When I rummaged around in the fridge, my room-mates asked me what I was looking for. I said I wanted to put "samen" in my coffee. They laughed. Ah yes, "sahne" means "cream". "Samen" means "sperm". FML

#16951443
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27980) - you deserved it (10784) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/02/2011 at 5:50pm - intimacy - by Hum - Switzerland (Ticino)

Today, I was complimented on how big my penis was. I was complimented by the guy peeing next to me in the men's restroom at McDonald's. FML

#16794914
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46389) - you deserved it (7191)

On 06/22/2011 at 4:13am - intimacy - by fmlguy382 - United States

Today, while a very cute girl was explaining the apartment's laundry machines to me, I blurted out, "It's okay, my pants are used to handling huge loads". FML

#16758524
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14738) - you deserved it (35365)

On 06/20/2011 at 3:37am - misc - by NewTenant (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I got some really bad mosquito bites on the outside of my thighs. They itched, and my jeans prevented me from scratching them, so I unbuttoned my pants, stuck my down my leg and started scratching. My mom walked in, and won't believe I wasn't masturbating. FML

#16723796
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32380) - you deserved it (5991)

On 06/18/2011 at 2:08am - intimacy - by callie - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (50051) - you deserved it (3378) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I dropped my camera into water. The good news is that it's waterproof. The bad news is I dropped it off London Bridge. All the pictures and videos of my four-month trip around Europe were on it. FML

#16708648
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41784) - you deserved it (10812)

On 06/17/2011 at 7:32am - misc - by catherine - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my new iPhone was stolen from my school locker. After canceling my service, sobbing, having my mom yell at the secretary for their lack of security and finally agreeing to change to a private school, I found it in the corner of my locker. FML

#16583197
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9104) - you deserved it (73233)

On 06/09/2011 at 7:02pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom had an appointment with my teacher after class. She never showed. My teacher ended up driving me home. FML

#16560118
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35294) - you deserved it (3120)

On 06/08/2011 at 9:03am - work - by iloveyoutoomom (man) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when he sweetly whispered in my ear "it's not gonna suck itself." FML

#16541898
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46426) - you deserved it (11902)

On 06/07/2011 at 2:51am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Texas)

Today, I walked downstairs, made a bowl of hot cereal, and held a full conversation with my brother's girlfriend, before I finally put two and two together and realized I hadn't put any pants on. FML

#16541203
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11382) - you deserved it (25575)

On 06/07/2011 at 1:55am - misc - by mongoosemike -

Today, I sent my boyfriend a long and heartfelt message. He responded with "tl; dr". FML

#16540181
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26542) - you deserved it (6087)

On 06/07/2011 at 12:43am - love - by Maddie110110 (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had sex with a Juggalo. FML

#16534562
216 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14723) - you deserved it (54617)

On 06/06/2011 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I stayed at my boyfriend's house after mine was broken into. The robber took my laptop, jewellery, and tons of clothes. When I walked into his house, I was greeted by his brother, wearing one of my stolen shirts. FML

#16531182
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49384) - you deserved it (3632)

On 06/06/2011 at 3:00pm - misc - by Danielle - United States (North Carolina)



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