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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 30 June 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 338
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TylerDC : message me!!! always bored but never boring. also I need another badge. or ten lol. kik is Tylerc32. and I text nonstop so get the number!

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TylerDC's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my boyfriend to meet my family. Over the next hour, a huge religious debate erupted, and my grandfather drunkenly told us all how he almost killed himself once while experimenting with auto-erotic asphyxiation. My boyfriend called us all crazy and seems to have dumped me. FML

#20788678
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45339) - you deserved it (4940)

On 07/17/2013 at 4:13pm - love - by fuck family (woman) - Poland (Dolnoslaskie)

Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML

#20600192
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54982) - you deserved it (4671)

On 04/17/2013 at 7:01pm - love - by wut... (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML

#20600031
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37342) - you deserved it (3871)

On 04/17/2013 at 5:57pm - misc - by the attention seeker (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, the police arrived at my door, telling me my child had been caught vandalizing. A boy who looked about 15 hugged me and said, "Hey, mum". I'm only 26 years old and had never seen this boy in my life. FML

#20473479
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37894) - you deserved it (2393)

On 01/22/2013 at 6:16pm - kids - by Female (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML

#20432803
88 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39515) - you deserved it (4951)

On 12/30/2012 at 9:45pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I went to church for the first time in my life. They had a Jesus statue at the altar, and I noticed he was surprisingly muscular. Ten minutes later, I had to excuse myself, after I caught myself fantasizing over a crucified Jesus. FML

#20432015
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10153) - you deserved it (34463)

On 12/30/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by Weirdo (woman) - United States

Today, I tried to be cute by sitting on top of my boyfriend's belly. While getting on top, I accidentally kneed him in his nuts. In pain, he jolted his head up and ended up banging his head against mine. Now I have a black eye and he can't walk without waddling. FML

#20431454
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20032) - you deserved it (40116)

On 12/30/2012 at 3:29am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

#295
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25287) - you deserved it (2528)

On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, my 6-year-old son said to me, "You smell nice daddy." Surprised but flattered, I thanked him. He then added, "I like the smell of cheese!'" FML

#260
27 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30300) - you deserved it (5458)

On 11/09/2008 at 6:26am - kids - by lamponau - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14491) - you deserved it (62208)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was in a nightclub with my girlfriend when a beautiful woman looked at me in the most provocative way. I didn't want to upset my girlfriend, so I escaped to the bar. When I came back, I saw the same girl making out with my girlfriend. Maybe I wasn't the one she was looking at. FML

#202
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53451) - you deserved it (8013)

On 11/03/2008 at 11:16pm - love - by clubber - Switzerland (Fribourg)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

#142
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58669) - you deserved it (3410)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, my little brother, who is 11, explained to me how babies are made. I’m 15. FML

#123
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46374) - you deserved it (16181)

On 10/28/2008 at 11:57am - intimacy - by HappyGirl - France (Centre)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

#76
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16812) - you deserved it (80516)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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