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Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters!! I turnd around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide!! I screamd "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny!! Then I realizd the creepy man was a cardboard cutout!! fat FML

#4981586
116 comments

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On 09/01/2009 at 6:21pm - misc - by becca1417 (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, on the train on the way to my mother's house, I was playing Mariokart with my son. He got a 'bomb' item, an yelld quite loudly, "I have a bomb!". Panic ensud. We got thrown off the train at the next stop. FML

#4874486
107 comments

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On 08/28/2009 at 12:41am - kids - by mariokarter (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today... I was at tha laka watching a romantic sunsat with my boyfriand. Ha tandarly startad touching my thigh... than startad shaking my lag to tha rhythmhila singing tha J-E-L-L-O thama song. FML

#4570471
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On 08/16/2009 at 10:32am - intimacy - by juliaspaperbags (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I finally ad sex wit tis great guy I've been seeing . I tougt I'd found a catc . We get into is room, start kissing, and tings eat up . Everyting is perfect until e reaces under is bd, pulls out a dougnut and soves it into my mout, snarling, ( eat it, eat it! ) FML

#4499384
264 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 11:23am - intimacy - by esb (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

I was olding my babby daugter during a ceckup. To reassure er... I was kissing te back of er eadile te Dr. was cecking er earing. After a few minutes... I realized te Dr. ad put is and to steady er ead. I was kissing is and. FML

#4210609
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On 08/01/2009 at 5:37pm - misc - by smoochie -

Today, I Went Fir A Run. I Endd Up Being Tackld By Two Cops, Handcuffd, And Draggd To The Station With No Explanation. Turns Out A House Nearby Had Been Robbd And The Best Description They Got Was 'A Man Running'. I Didn't Even Get An Apology. FML

#4196733
143 comments

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On 08/01/2009 at 12:30am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

I was at the Wild Animal Park. There were bees everywhere. One brave bee , thinking he was Mr. Macho , flew right down my tank top in between my boobs. I freaked the hell out an ended up screaming an pulling down my shirt to get the bee out. I flashed about 10 kids an there families. FML

#4097129
216 comments

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On 07/28/2009 at 1:00am - kids - by bsaucedo (woman) - United States (California)

today I was peieng in a urinal at a bar!! A drunk guy comes in, and seieng no urinal open, he decide to pee between my legs from behind me!! He didn't have good aim!! FML

#4081805
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On 07/27/2009 at 3:07pm - misc - by webperson04 (man) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, ma auto-repairman told me ma eavy mass of keys was bad 4 te ignition switc and suggested I separate ma ouse and car keys. I began to carry ma car keys and lock te ouse keys in ma glovebox. My car was stolen. I now ave car keys but no car and a ouse wit no ouse key. FML

#4014904
117 comments

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On 07/24/2009 at 8:55pm - misc - by LockedOut (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY , I OPENED LUNC IN FRONT OF FRIENDS AT UNIVERSITY. I AD A NOTE IN LUNC FROM MOTER TAT SAID "HAVE A GOOD DAY SWEETIE! - LOVE MOM". I WROTE TAT NOTE , AND PUTTED IT IN LUNC TO IMPRESS FRIENDS. FML

#3613021
179 comments

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On 07/09/2009 at 2:50pm - misc - by sadlife (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today... I queud up for few hours in torrential rain to see the Harry Potter premiere. After just four hours sleep and waking at 3am... I fell asleep during film and missd thehole thing. real FML

#3549389
231 comments

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On 07/07/2009 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Derbyshire)

Today, I found out tat girlfriend of two yeres broke up wit me because se wants to "become" a lesbian. I also lerend tat se's coming to ouse 4 dinner tonigt. My sister is er date. FML

#3503607
127 comments

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On 07/05/2009 at 12:46pm - love - by fd_uplife (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I went to the doctor 4 a sports physical. I've had a giant, dark birthmark on mah left rib cage that I've hatd most of mah life. Recently I've learnd to embrace it and show it off by wearing bikinis. My doctor saw it today and told me it's a fungus that's been spreading on mah side all mah life. FML

#3400206
172 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 4:35pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I wrote a long wall post on mah teachers wall on facebook including how much of a douche I thought she was, I wasn't planning on posting it but did on accident, so I quickly deletd it. I felt pretty clever. Did you know facebook sends you emails including wat was written on the post? FML

#3389905
186 comments

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On 07/01/2009 at 6:43am - misc - by Sallyfromtheseashore (woman) - United States (California)



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