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TwiztedYuri

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TwiztedYuri

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 22 June 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 471
  • Number of comments : 155
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TwiztedYuri : sarcasm is my native language

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