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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 13 September 1994 (20 years)
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Today, my 17 year old boyfriend's mother bought him a giraffe onesie. He refused to take it off and insisted on wearing it everywhere we go. We live in Australia and it's our summer now. So far he has passed out 3 times in public because he over heated, but he still won't take it off. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39776) - you deserved it (6415)

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