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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 437
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Twix88 : I am me. Yep, that's about it.

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Visits<b>missmorggan</b> - yesterday at 6:29pm<b>boricualuv</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 10:37pm<b>PrincessKenny</b> - the 08/25/2015 at 3:55am<b>Loyalteez</b> - the 08/13/2015 at 11:09am<b>Liamj774</b> - the 08/08/2015 at 1:33am<b>itsb_freed</b> - the 07/29/2015 at 8:59pm<b>JBChristian</b> - the 07/26/2015 at 3:39pm<b>FoxHunt9119</b> - the 07/20/2015 at 7:25pm<b>BestOrginalName</b> - the 07/11/2015 at 7:54pm<b>upnorth4</b> - the 07/05/2015 at 8:26am<b>cdncw</b> - the 05/21/2015 at 3:25pm<b>jordaandanielle</b> - the 05/20/2015 at 10:54pm<b>cjtm98</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:08am<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:13am<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:46am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:18pm<b>jesuis_julie</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:26pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:17pm

Fucked!<b>cjtm98</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:01am

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Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

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