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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1988 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 260
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Twix88 : I am me. Yep, that's about it.

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Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML

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