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Twix88

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Twix88

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 27 January 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 383
  • Number of comments : 6
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Twix88 : I am me. Yep, that's about it.

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Visits<b>cdncw</b> - yesterday at 3:25pm<b>jordaandanielle</b> - yesterday at 10:54pm<b>cjtm98</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 6:08am<b>BlondePsycho</b> - the 04/19/2015 at 9:13am<b>Scorpio1691</b> - the 03/21/2015 at 6:46am<b>insanecutie</b> - the 02/20/2015 at 11:18pm<b>jesuis_julie</b> - the 02/12/2015 at 12:26pm<b>Cadillac_kid_15</b> - the 12/26/2014 at 11:17pm<b>hater4lizife</b> - the 12/09/2014 at 7:46pm<b>bearfighter</b> - the 10/17/2014 at 12:32pm<b>jules211</b> - the 09/15/2014 at 10:44am<b>Caylee_G</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 4:47pm<b>Hemaglobin</b> - the 08/21/2014 at 11:02am<b>misleadingname</b> - the 08/07/2014 at 9:14am<b>KodiG</b> - the 07/27/2014 at 5:00pm<b>Rebekahxxx</b> - the 07/26/2014 at 8:37am<b>Juanpanqueva18</b> - the 07/21/2014 at 2:59am<b>abattior</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 2:35am

Fucked!<b>cjtm98</b> - the 05/17/2015 at 12:08pm<b>cdncw</b> - the 04/29/2015 at 12:01am

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Today, my brother and I took our cars to get oil changes. While we were there, a guy asked if we were dating. When we told him we were siblings, he responded with, "So?" FML



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