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Twisted_Angel's favorite FMLs

Today, my roommate informed me that one of her scorpions is loose in our apartment again. Great. FML

#17895796
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31018) - you deserved it (3009)

On 10/03/2011 at 1:58pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, on my way to work I swerved to avoid hitting a dead animal. Too bad I ended up hitting a live one instead. FML

#17885184
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26845) - you deserved it (7991)

On 10/02/2011 at 7:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML

#17847763
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28716) - you deserved it (2378)

On 09/27/2011 at 1:40pm - animals - by Jeimaiku - United States (Massachusetts)

 Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML

#17793249
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42103) - you deserved it (2498)

On 09/21/2011 at 1:53am - misc - by AL - United States (California)

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

#17779717
427 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56399) - you deserved it (5569)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:39am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

#17766794
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (2955)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, our electric horse fence broke. I turned it off so I could fix it. As I was grabbing the fence, my brother thought it would be hilarious to turn the fence back on. FML

#17766794
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27628) - you deserved it (2955)

On 09/17/2011 at 7:42pm - animals - by ouch (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35327) - you deserved it (2315)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

#17755908
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22245) - you deserved it (2415)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:40am - animals - by izu - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36330) - you deserved it (23365)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36330) - you deserved it (23365)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML

#17744252
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37138) - you deserved it (3938)

On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States

Today, I was jogging in the neighborhood. My new neighbor who lives three houses down clotheslines me and shouts, "You're the reason my wife won't have sex with me!" He then kicked me in the stomach and walked inside. Now I'm scared to leave my house. FML

#17742540
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34720) - you deserved it (3348)

On 09/14/2011 at 4:34am - intimacy - by jumpedjogger - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend gave me a gift. A half-used bottle of body lotion that belonged to his dead wife. FML

#17741306
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31596) - you deserved it (2948)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:12am - love - by ppp - United States

Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML

#17734128
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23619) - you deserved it (9443)

On 09/13/2011 at 2:05am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Tennessee)



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