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Today, I showed my colleagues how I could switch on my webcam at home from the office. That's how we all found out my wife is cheating on me. FML
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Today, while driving home I saw a few deer running beside me. I stopped to let them go in front. Instead, one face-plants, ramming into the side of my brand new car. FML
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On 03/10/2011 at 8:44pm - misc - by JulieClaire -
Today, I was told that I will never be able to have children. Thankfully for my husband, his girlfriend sure can. FML
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On 03/09/2011 at 5:08pm - love - by sosad -
Today, my boyfriend came home drunk. As he got home he asked me to marry him, I was going to say yes until he said, "Oh wait, wrong woman." FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 4:32am - love - by em - United Kingdom (North East Lincolnshire)
Today, I found out my dad ate my pet rabbit two years ago. He said he ran away. FML
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On 02/05/2011 at 1:07am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)
Today, I bought a pretty blue parakeet to keep my parrot company, and named her Sky. I went to work a few hours later. When I came home that night, I found my parrot dead. There wasn't a huge mess to clean, though; Sky had already eaten half of his corpse. FML
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On 02/04/2011 at 7:29pm - misc - by omnomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, while in my room sleeping, my little brother deemed it necessary to come in and drop a book on my face. When I sat up with a now bloody nose, he looked at me, pointed, and said "You've just been facebooked" and ran away giggling. FML
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On 02/02/2011 at 12:57am - kids - by Malakai - United States
Today, I tried to save a dying bird I found on the sidewalk. I got a parking ticket for $114 in front of the animal hospital. I later found out the bird died. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 9:46pm - animals - by Wheresthebeefz (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I decided to wake my fiancé up by giving him a blow-job. When he finally started to wake up he called me by his ex's name. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by MollyMadamme -
Today, at my job as a cashier, a very old man came through my checkout. His purchase consisted of a box of condoms and a can of whipped cream. The creepy smile he gave me has scarred me for life. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 4:23pm - intimacy - by yournick (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, my fiancé ended our engagement, saying he wanted to have "one last quickie" for the road. He saw nothing wrong with that. FML
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On 01/31/2011 at 12:35pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, after 2 years together, my boyfriend finally proposed. I excitedly said yes. Just as we began to kiss, my half crazed cat ran in, dropped a half eaten bird at our feet, and promptly threw up on the carpet. FML
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On 01/30/2011 at 9:34pm - animals - by birdguts (woman) - United Kingdom
Today, my cat died while walking around the kitchen. He had a heart attack when the toaster popped out two slices of bread. FML
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Today, my roommate decided to prank me by leaving a fake suicide note on the bathroom door and lying motionless in a bathtub full of water and red coloring. When I went, horrified, to take a closer look, he lunged at me and screamed. I was so scared I pissed myself. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 11:35pm - misc - by Scaredwitless (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I went to the park and sat down on a bench to enjoy my coffee. I heard a few young girls behind me talking about how their first experience of sex was. I turned around to see how old these girls really were. One of them was my daughter. FML
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On 01/27/2011 at 10:35pm - intimacy - by JordanVilleneuve (man) - Canada (Ontario)
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