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Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36461) - you deserved it (4473)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26081) - you deserved it (6520)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19131) - you deserved it (6153)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33662) - you deserved it (5162)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23412) - you deserved it (4844)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26054) - you deserved it (3285) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31408) - you deserved it (3354)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31610) - you deserved it (6843)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38984) - you deserved it (2730)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

#18795812
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36075) - you deserved it (2817)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm - animals - by Jeslyn03 - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, in preparation for proposing to my girlfriend, I borrowed one of her rings, so I could discreetly get her ring size. Not only have I now lost the ring, which turns out to be a keepsake of her dead grandmother, I still don't know her ring size. FML

#18795582
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14778) - you deserved it (38783)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:16pm - misc - by machismo - United States (Ohio)

Today, inspired by my own relationship, I encouraged my best friend to go after the guy she likes. She did, and I'm now single. FML

#18795232
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42255) - you deserved it (5092)

On 01/13/2012 at 12:17pm - love - by britt71411 - United States (Texas)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13855) - you deserved it (23984)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, my toaster scared me. Again. FML

#18784375
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13855) - you deserved it (23984)

On 01/12/2012 at 11:33am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Armagh)

Today, while working at a pizza place with my girlfriend, I called my boss to tell him we were short on sausage. Under her breath I heard my girlfriend say, "sounds like somebody I know." FML

#18778131
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33143) - you deserved it (4114)

On 01/11/2012 at 7:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States



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