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Twisted_Angel

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  • Number of visits : 9491
  • Number of comments : 272
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About Twisted_Angel : Welcome to my world... lucky you >:)

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Twisted_Angel's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27012) - you deserved it (6160)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28468) - you deserved it (2157)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

#19374662
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23775) - you deserved it (2511)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

#19343644
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25641) - you deserved it (3201)

On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31573) - you deserved it (3413)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

#19277377
188 comments

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On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
255 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31994) - you deserved it (19454)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

#19265629
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19213) - you deserved it (8511)

On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
178 comments

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On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

#19253707
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26086) - you deserved it (3100)

On 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by Jimii Liu (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
151 comments

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On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

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On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of me to the doctor. FML

#19234186
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31235) - you deserved it (2105)

On 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Hungrytoothbrush (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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