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Twisted_Angel

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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

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Twisted_Angel's favorite FMLs

Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML

#20071617
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27170) - you deserved it (2220)

On 09/14/2012 at 12:51pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter's hamster pulled the water bottle off the glass, so I decided to super-glue the bottle back on. We came back an hour later to see if it had stuck, only to find both the bottle and rodent glued to the glass. FML

#19875784
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8848) - you deserved it (27327)

On 07/01/2012 at 11:59am - animals - by mommabuser -

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

#19644251
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27164) - you deserved it (5224)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my wife stabbed my hand with a fork, making it bleed. I'd only tried to take some fries from her plate. FML

#19595631
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20498) - you deserved it (34595) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/08/2012 at 11:48pm - misc - by Mouhahaa (man) - France

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

#19504619
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9512) - you deserved it (35145)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

#19504619
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9512) - you deserved it (35145)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today, as I was washing my boyfriend's fishbowl, the fish did a Nemo and made an unholy leap down the drain. My immediate impulse was to flip the switch. Our kitchen now smells like mutilated fish and my boyfriend won't speak to me. FML

#19504619
207 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9512) - you deserved it (35145)

On 04/21/2012 at 2:01am - animals - by gimmeasalad - United States (California)

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, I tried to be kind to animals and get my dad to buy cage-free eggs. When I told him it was dollar more, he started yelling and making a scene in the middle of the store, saying that chickens are ugly and they deserve to suffer. FML

#19469757
256 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27896) - you deserved it (6299)

On 04/14/2012 at 11:46pm - misc - by ilovechickens - United States

Today, while at work, I found a dead dog in a freezer. Turns out it's been in there for over 3 years. FML

#19404286
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29428) - you deserved it (2229)

On 04/03/2012 at 11:27pm - animals - by Scarred (man) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up to what sounded like twigs snapping. Turns out it was the skull of a live mouse being crushed in my cat's jaws. FML

#19374662
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24609) - you deserved it (2583)

On 03/30/2012 at 3:45am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, as I was walking my dog, two cute girls from my school were walking towards me on the sidewalk. I thought it would be appropriate to wave and give a smile. My dog thought it would be appropriate to viciously bark at and mount one of the girls. FML

#19343644
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26813) - you deserved it (3311)

On 03/25/2012 at 7:59am - animals - by PicklesMcRaptor - United States (Florida)

Today, I kicked my dog's toy snake out of my way. Then I realised my dog doesn't have a toy snake. FML

#19342755
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32695) - you deserved it (3538)

On 03/25/2012 at 1:49am - animals - by uh-oh - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

#19277377
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15808) - you deserved it (31427)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32941) - you deserved it (19848)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)



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