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Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36802) - you deserved it (3747)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28241) - you deserved it (2353)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20077) - you deserved it (2525)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29616) - you deserved it (2483)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36515) - you deserved it (4476)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26131) - you deserved it (6530)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I tried to treat a cut on my butt hole with Neosporin. I couldn't see it properly, so I had to use the front-facing camera on my phone. FML

#18973546
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19170) - you deserved it (6158)

On 02/01/2012 at 11:57pm - health - by 11niko (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I had to send a picture of my Grandma at her funeral to my girlfriend, because she thought I was out cheating on her. FML

#18883322
206 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33745) - you deserved it (5166)

On 01/22/2012 at 7:31pm - love - by Jeff G. - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I drove into a cluster of dustbins thanks to my dozy cat who'd managed to get into my car, fall asleep, and wake up while I was driving to work. I lost control when I was startled by him staring at me in the rear-view mirror. FML

#18842582
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23475) - you deserved it (4846)

On 01/18/2012 at 6:30am - animals - by Anonymous (man) - Australia

Today, while I was peacefully sleeping, I felt a hand suddenly slap my forehead. Then fingers began to press against my mouth, then nose, then eyes. I finally woke up to my girlfriend laughing hysterically. She'd confused me with her clock-radio. FML

#18814667
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (3290) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/15/2012 at 1:14pm - love - by Vitriol (man) - France

Today, I was walking to the bus stop when someone slapped an innocent person in the face with a fish. I was that innocent person. FML

#18812835
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31846) - you deserved it (3389)

On 01/15/2012 at 5:24am - misc - by lolwtfbbq444 - Australia

Today, my crush grabbed my butt while I was walking up the stairs. In surprise I farted. He won't even look me in the eyes now. FML

#18811404
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31665) - you deserved it (6846)

On 01/15/2012 at 12:58am - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, my family and I were burning our Christmas tree. For a laugh, my dad jokingly pushed me toward the fire. I tripped, and my doctor says the burns are probably going to scar. FML

#18805376
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39058) - you deserved it (2734)

On 01/14/2012 at 12:32pm - health - by frownyface - United States (Arizona)

Today, I wandered around my property with my children, trying to find our escaped house cat. While in the more wooded parts, we spotted her on the ground, being picked over by a coyote. FML

#18795812
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36130) - you deserved it (2824)

On 01/13/2012 at 1:57pm - animals - by Jeslyn03 - Canada (Nova Scotia)



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