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Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16446) - you deserved it (43105)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8225) - you deserved it (24429)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27693) - you deserved it (2165)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42990) - you deserved it (2514)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

#19138431
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6524) - you deserved it (38659)

On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45451) - you deserved it (3893)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24890) - you deserved it (6812)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36672) - you deserved it (3739)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML

#19085877
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28127) - you deserved it (2345)

On 02/15/2012 at 2:26pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, while I was at work, my boyfriend decided to give my Cocker Spaniel a haircut. I now have the equivalent of an over-sized naked mole rat running around my house. FML

#19083975
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19969) - you deserved it (2516)

On 02/15/2012 at 6:09am - animals - by workaholic (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I got pulled over. When the cop asked where I was coming from, reflexively I said, "Your mom's house." FML

Today, I cracked a rib coughing. FML

#19063731
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29516) - you deserved it (2471)

On 02/13/2012 at 6:32am - health - by anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

#18984075
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (4470)

On 02/03/2012 at 1:29pm - animals - by deadhamster - United States

Today, my dad killed my pet rats. They were playing on the sofa, and he thought they were vermin. This would have been understandable if the reason he came over wasn't to meet them, and they hadn't been wearing bright pink walking harnesses. FML

#18982285
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25991) - you deserved it (6505)

On 02/03/2012 at 3:12am - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)



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