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Today, I was masturbating, and out of the corner of my eye I saw a figure. It was my neighbor staring at me through the window with a total look of disgust. I moved in this weekend and hadn't yet introduced myself to her. FML

#19277377
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13654) - you deserved it (28361)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29046) - you deserved it (18145)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I hugged my dog and kissed her on the side of the face. She responded by mauling me across my own face. FML

#19265629
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18580) - you deserved it (8401)

On 03/12/2012 at 5:45pm - misc - by anonamous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, my girlfriend and I agreed to tell her parents that she's pregnant. When they started freaking out, instead of dealing with the situation maturely, she went into straight-up Tard Mode and said, "It's okay, I'm not the mom." FML

#19264126
179 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29071) - you deserved it (6051)

On 03/12/2012 at 12:27pm - love - by yamsterr (man) - United States

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10075) - you deserved it (147555)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I had a date with a woman. She brought her dog along. Every time when I touched her, the jealous male dog began to bark and tried to bite me. FML

#19253707
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24501) - you deserved it (2952)

On 03/10/2012 at 8:41pm - misc - by Jimii Liu (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was re-watching my wedding video. As I was walking down the aisle, you could hear my grandfather mutter "Here comes the bride, all fat and wide." FML

#19250410
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35893) - you deserved it (5288)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:20am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New Mexico)

Today, I was at a meeting. One of the other members decided to share that their cat had passed away recently. I got an uncontrollable nervous laugh, started crying because I was laughing so hard, and left the room while everyone watched in horror. FML

#19237178
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11660) - you deserved it (19334)

On 03/08/2012 at 12:47am - work - by Honey Badger (woman) - United States

Today, I spat up blood and had horrible chest pain. My mom still made me go to school, claiming she needed to take the cat to the vet instead of me to the doctor. FML

#19234186
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29382) - you deserved it (1967)

On 03/07/2012 at 5:07pm - health - by Hungrytoothbrush (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40058) - you deserved it (2968)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I had to bury my horse again because coyotes keep digging it up. FML

#19230527
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40058) - you deserved it (2968)

On 03/06/2012 at 11:03pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11672) - you deserved it (19146)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29258) - you deserved it (3308)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

#19219281
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19099) - you deserved it (3576)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DamnDogs (woman) - Canada

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29364) - you deserved it (2645)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States



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