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Today, I thought I was home alone, so I started singing to my cat. After a half hour of this, I finally stopped. Then I heard applauding. I turned around to find my parents standing in my doorway. FML

#19227433
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11612) - you deserved it (19087)

On 03/06/2012 at 2:54pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I came home to an eviction notice after an apartment inspection. The reason? Having an unauthorized pet that could cause unnecessary damage to my suite. My pet is a goldfish. FML

#19223873
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28484) - you deserved it (3224)

On 03/05/2012 at 9:47pm - animals - by goldfish - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was woken up by my neighbour's dog losing its mind, and I remembered reading a story about someone ignoring a dog and later finding out that their car had been stolen. Paranoid, I went outside to check on mine. Nope. Just the damn dog barking at one thirty in the morning. FML

#19219281
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18564) - you deserved it (3524)

On 03/05/2012 at 5:28am - misc - by DamnDogs (woman) - Canada

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28030) - you deserved it (2523)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, I faced down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashed the goddamned holy shit out of it. Trying to impress my cute new roommate, I scooped up the remains and showed him. It was his pet tarantula. FML

#19214836
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21104) - you deserved it (26593)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while my plane took off, I was forced to sit and watch as somebody rear-ended my car in the parking lot. FML

#19207199
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29303) - you deserved it (4356)

On 03/03/2012 at 2:33am - money - by Sean - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after getting a pat of appreciation from my girlfriend's father for taking it slow, he found me later, in her room, with my head between her thighs. FML

#19187510
215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16505) - you deserved it (43197)

On 02/29/2012 at 5:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend called me a lazy pig. To prove her wrong, I decided to go lift some weights. A few reps in, my arm cracked and my first reaction was to squeal like a pig. FML

#19187002
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8257) - you deserved it (24488)

On 02/29/2012 at 1:29am - health - by Ismellbacon - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my grandma seemingly decided that it was a really nice day to put my cat in the dryer. FML

#19180967
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27805) - you deserved it (2171)

On 02/28/2012 at 7:46am - animals - by JeffeeBojangles - United States (Texas)

Today, I called my husband, who is currently stationed in Japan, to see how he was doing. According to his girlfriend, he's doing fine. FML

#19174580
228 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43106) - you deserved it (2520)

On 02/27/2012 at 12:42pm - love - by unknown - United States

Today, my dog managed to pull a one-pound package of raw bacon out and eat the entire package including the cardboard. The vets cheered when they finally got him to puke up the entire, unchewed package of bacon. FML

Today, I found out why you shouldn't drop instant mashed potatoes in a fish tank, especially when you have expensive fish. FML

#19138431
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6678) - you deserved it (39187)

On 02/22/2012 at 11:47am - animals - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend of six months that giving another guy a blow job IS cheating. FML

#19105085
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45564) - you deserved it (3899)

On 02/18/2012 at 1:34am - intimacy - by hatinthelife - United States (Utah)

Today, I took my grandmother for a spin in my new car. Apparently, she had no idea that seat-warmers exist and that hers was turned on, because fifteen minutes into the ride she started shouting, "My ass is on fire!" causing me to swerve into a pole. FML

#19099160
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25347) - you deserved it (6861)

On 02/17/2012 at 8:25am - misc - by BOOP - United States (Montana)

Today, I found out that the pool boy has been stealing from me for over a year now. The latest things that he has taken are my laptop, the cash I hide in my closet and my wife. FML

#19092869
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36780) - you deserved it (3745)

On 02/16/2012 at 11:26am - misc - by mypoolisstilldirty (man) - Australia



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