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Twisted_Angel
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Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20778) - you deserved it (1773)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20778) - you deserved it (1773)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I found the family's pet hamster under my mattress, he's been missing for six months. FML

#2862
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20778) - you deserved it (1773)

On 01/27/2009 at 2:42pm - kids - by Noname - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I was trying to be-friend a boy who was sitting alone. He had his gameboy nearly plastered to his eyes. I, cleverly, say to him, "Geeze don't put that thing so close, your eyes will fall out!" He took off his sunglasses, eyes going crooked, and said, "I'm legally blind." Insert foot here. FML

#2478
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I agree, your life sucks (16112) - you deserved it (5777)

On 01/24/2009 at 7:27pm - kids - by thatsjustgreat - United States (New Jersey)

Today, as I was taking my three year old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50102) - you deserved it (2522)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:57am - kids - by LifeSucks - Canada (Quebec)

Today, after a party, I brought a girl to the flat I share with my 2 best friends. While we are doing it, she asks me "You're not afraid your friends could hear us?". The only answer that spontaneously came out of my mouth: "Don't worry, they're used to it". FML

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I agree, your life sucks (12707) - you deserved it (63321)

On 10/27/2008 at 12:57am - intimacy - by Daemon - Sent from mobile version



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