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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 January 1982 (34 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 846
  • Number of comments : 200
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

About TwistedCherub1 : I'm a technician (aka any staff paid and trained less than corrections officers) at a men's level 3 prison. I'm married to a CO. We don't have kids yet, just a puppy. We spend most of or time and money on video games, guns, ammunition, Magic: The Gathering, D&D, Gurps, and weird collectibles like garden gnomes (fantasy cosplay action gnomes or NFL team gnomes).

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