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Twisted420heat
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 5 February 1984 (28 years)
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Today, I was setting up my laptop's fingerprint scanner. It worked, but in the name of science, I decided to put my penis on it to see if it could recognize it. When I was trying to login via my penis print, my mom walked in. FML

#498194 (251)

I agree, your life sucks (20351) - you deserved it (98765)

On 03/20/2009 at 9:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, the guy I like told me in casual conversation that I shouldn't get mad at him if he makes out with other girls at the bar, he only does it when he's drunk, that he doesn't really like them. We've been sleeping together for a week now. He met me at the bar. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14930) - you deserved it (23019)

On 02/25/2009 at 5:05pm - misc - by seriously? (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was giving my boyfriend a blow job, he was twitching and moving around and saying "oh yeah" then he said "take that bitch". I looked up to see he was only excited about how he is domination in Call of Duty 4. FML

#48381 (145)

I agree, your life sucks (35272) - you deserved it (7758)

On 02/15/2009 at 7:33pm - intimacy - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I almost had an orgasm. Unfortunately, he had one first. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39512) - you deserved it (5116)

On 01/28/2009 at 1:36pm - intimacy - by karma - Canada (Alberta)



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