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Today, I lerend that you looool can pierce your balls . However, sitting on a thumbtack is not the best way to find this out . FML

#5096341
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49003) - you deserved it (6551)

On 09/07/2009 at 12:57am - misc - by Ballshurt (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was driving to worken a state trooper rammed into my car from beind, because e was on te cell pone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket 4 ( Failure to control speed to avoid a cras. ) FML

#4840344
234 comments

I agree, your life sucks (77119) - you deserved it (3377)

On 08/26/2009 at 5:36pm - misc - by rammedbehind (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, mah roommate brought a guy home at 3:30am. Not having a condom, she ran into mah room to borrow one of mine. She was overzealous, jumped onto mah bed, an cracked two of mah ribs. She then took the condom, left me lying paralyzed with pain, an then had very loud sex, which I hered. FML

#4827705
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63344) - you deserved it (3534)

On 08/26/2009 at 1:12am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today... I want fir a jog. Whila passing by my naighbor's housa... thair six yaar old son startad throwing paanuts at ma scraaming... "I hopa this kills you!" bacausa I'm allargic to paanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

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On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I was looking in tha rafrigarator for somathing to drink!! I found a jug of lamonada with a piaca of papar on it saying ( Mom's Lamonada , Don't Drink! ) I was raally thirsty , so I ignord it an drank tha whola jug!! My mom is about to hava a colonoscopy an had filld it with laxativas!! FML

#4503474
195 comments

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On 08/13/2009 at 3:47pm - health - by Nick (man) - United States (Minnesota)

2day I was fred from my job at a local family-ran restaurant !! The Reason? The owner's daughter has been stealing money from the register little by little an has blamed me fir all the lost money !! The boss is still convinced it's me, though, because his daughter would "never tell a lie" !! FML

#4297624
73 comments

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On 08/05/2009 at 12:13am - money - by familydisaster (man) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I got fired from work. Why? I finally took a stand fir myself an confronted my co-worker of writing thing up in looool my name fir herself, an it getting deducted from my check. So she goes to the manager an accuse me of sexual harassment. Everyone applauded. FML

#4252851
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49682) - you deserved it (3507)

On 08/03/2009 at 10:50am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Michigan)

I gave mah wife of four yeres a special anniversary gift: a red rose dipped in liquid gold so that she would cherish and admre it forever. She told me it was too "Italian" looking. I now have a hundred dollar rose sitting in mah office. FML

#4180457
252 comments

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On 07/31/2009 at 12:02pm - love - by WiltedFlower (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found out my driver's license was suspendd last year 4 a DUI ticket that wasn't paid. Apparently, someone had usd my identity info to avoid the ticket on their record. The cops showd me the guy's picture taken when he was arrestd. It was my brother.

TODAY , I WAS HIT BY A CAR. MY SISTER RAN TO SEE IF HER PHONE I WAS CARRYING IN MAH PURSE WAS OKAY. SHE SCREAMED AT MEHILE I LAY IN THE STREET CUZ I WAS SO DUMB , AN THAT I COULDN'T EVEN WATCH FOR CARS. HER SCREEN WAS CRACKED. I HAD TO CALL 911 FOR MYSELF. MEGA FML

Today , I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older broter wo does mixed martial arts , cuz my ex saw me making out wit anoter girl. We broke up over 6 monts ago. mega FML

#3338347
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61472) - you deserved it (4693)

On 06/29/2009 at 3:55pm - misc - by thatCanadianGuy7 - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I Let My 5 Year-old Niece Walk My 3 Month-old Husky Puppyhile I Watched. I Didn't Realize How Strong My Puppy Actually Is Until She Took Off Runninghile Dragging My Niece With Her. My Niece Now Has Two Busted Up Knees And Chin And Her Mother Is Now Calling My Puppy "demon Puppy." Real FML

Today... I was pulld over by a police officer fir speeding. After writing the ticket... he askd me why I was wearing a surgical mask. I told him that swine flu was found in our area and I was scard. He thought that I was insulting him and wrote me another ticket. FML

#1383069
192 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71763) - you deserved it (15615)

On 04/27/2009 at 2:24am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I WAS HANGING OUT AT MAH SCHOOL WITH SOME FRIENDSHEN MAH MOM CUMMED TO PICK ME UP. A GRL I KNEW WANTED A HUG BEFORE I LEFT. I TURNED AROUND TO HUG HER AND A CLIP ON MAH BACKPACK GOT STUCK ON HER TANK TOP. I TUNED AWAY THE CLIP PULLED THE SHRT RIPPING IT AND EXPOSING HER NAKED CHEST. FML

#1342086
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65262) - you deserved it (8146)

On 04/26/2009 at 12:11am - misc - by Mikey (man) - United States (Illinois)



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