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Today, the guy I've been sleeping with for the last three weeks got really drunk. I drove him home from the party and took care of him. At 2am he asked for the phone. When I asked what for, he said he wanted to drunk dial his girlfriend. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31720) - you deserved it (10701)

On 07/20/2009 at 3:10am - love - by TheOtherWoman (woman) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I found out that even though my parents have been married for 21 years, our "family friend," who routinely accompanies us on family vacations, completes their threesome. Everyone in town has know for years, except for me and my older brother. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (44878) - you deserved it (2090)

On 07/19/2009 at 10:05pm - intimacy - by whitechocolate (woman) - United States (Maine)



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