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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 14 September 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 2236
  • Number of comments : 122
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Twi_lover_EC : 12yr old me y u put dumb twilight name as the name of this profile *facepalms*

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Twi_lover_EC's favorite FMLs

Today, I had this amazing dream that a beautiful girl was giving me head. It was getting really hot, so in my dream, I reached down to push on her head, but in real life I actually swung my arm down and punched myself in the balls. FML

#19918073
186 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18266) - you deserved it (36563)

On 07/10/2012 at 6:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I woke up after my pregnant fiancée punched me in the face. Apparently, I rolled over in my sleep and knocked her out of bed. She is still pissed about it. FML

#19914147
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19862) - you deserved it (10619)

On 07/09/2012 at 11:09am - love - by randomguy (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, after a particularly difficult late night workout at the gym, I decided to shower in the locker room. I must have passed out, because I later woke up naked, surrounded by police after someone called to report a dead body in the shower. FML

#19913171
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (2781)

On 07/09/2012 at 3:06am - misc - by wetandnaked (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML

#19903031
306 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62423) - you deserved it (5032)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

#19902817
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10433) - you deserved it (24211)

On 07/07/2012 at 12:08am - misc - by totallyembarassed - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was messing with my cat by moving my hand around under the sheets to make it look like a mouse, making him pounce at it. Without thinking, I brought my hand up to scratch my nose and was immediately attacked by flailing claws. FML

#19897806
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8549) - you deserved it (24456)

On 07/05/2012 at 11:31pm - animals - by ambushcat - United States

Today, I bullied a kid at school, just so someone would talk to me. FML

#9154406
310 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14709) - you deserved it (71355)

On 03/17/2010 at 5:22am - kids - by Kid (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML

#9122302
198 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45207) - you deserved it (4056)

On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)

Today, I went to Starbucks to use the bathroom. After I knocked on the door, and turned the handle, this little old lady rips the door open and goes "I WAS TAKING A DUMP. YOU WANNA COME IN AND WIPE MY SHIT? DO YOU?!" and then continued to ask me the same question for five minutes. FML

#8878424
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26033) - you deserved it (3807)

On 03/06/2010 at 9:38pm - misc - by bathroomblunder (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, I discovered that if you slip on ice, imitating Mario from Super Mario Bros when he attempts to stop himself slipping, won't work in real life. I now have a broken nose, as well as a blood trail running from my driveway into my kitchen. FML

#7568710
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7560) - you deserved it (27609)

On 01/25/2010 at 1:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was lying in bed throwing a football in the air and catching it. I missed a catch, and the ball hit me between the legs. I shoved my hands down my pants because it hurt, just as my step-dad walked into the room and saw me holding my crotch and moaning. FML

#7548356
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29842) - you deserved it (8345)

On 01/24/2010 at 5:24pm - misc - by Blah (man) - United States

Today, I was walking on a main street downtown. Suddenly, I felt someone slap my butt. I turned around, expecting to be my girlfriend who was to meet me there and almost gave an old homeless man a kiss on the cheek. FML

#7515977
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23815) - you deserved it (3890)

On 01/23/2010 at 3:05am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I woke up with my face sharpied. I live alone. FML

#7501218
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39831) - you deserved it (3388)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:51pm - misc - by Funnymann - United States

Today, I was holding hands with my daughter and she wanted to skip. When I went to skip I accidentally kneed her in the face. Everyone saw her holding her busted lip and pointing at me. FML

#7493708
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26622) - you deserved it (5060)

On 01/22/2010 at 3:11am - kids - by jazz - Sent from mobile version

Today, somebody stopped by the front desk at the hotel I work at to report a vehicle had its headlights on. I wrote down the info, including the plate. Hours later, after my shift was over, I finally realized that it was MY vehicle. The battery was dead. FML

#7492658
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6120) - you deserved it (36443)

On 01/22/2010 at 1:37am - work - by HotelClerk (woman) - United States (Minnesota)



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