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TwentyFourXXIV

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TwentyFourXXIV

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 5 November 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 486
  • Number of comments : 36
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 19 posted

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TwentyFourXXIV's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in a restaurant in front of a lot of people. Once I said yes, some guy yelled out, "SEX. SEX. SEX." My boyfriend yelled back, "LATER!" FML

#19734660
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30788) - you deserved it (6284)

On 06/04/2012 at 7:50pm - intimacy - by BooBabe (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, while I was on the floor stocking a bottom shelf, a man walked up behind me and humped the back of my head. He ran away laughing. This kind of shit happens all the time. I hate my job. FML

#19218186
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29927) - you deserved it (2690)

On 03/05/2012 at 12:12am - work - by cero_kewl - United States

Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40814) - you deserved it (5807)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

#14409774
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26460) - you deserved it (6057)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I fainted because of a condition I have. My husband, who was standing right there, failed to catch me because he didn't want to drop his yogurt. FML

#13422951
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32743) - you deserved it (3727)

On 10/12/2010 at 5:52pm - health - by anon - United States (California)

Today, my 6 year old daughter saw a man in a wheelchair who's leg had been amputated. She walks up to him and says, "What happened?". He answers kindly that he's a war veteran. She then responds, "Well then you deserve to get your leg blown off. You shouldn't be killing people." FML

#2030761
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (94080) - you deserved it (22470)

On 05/17/2009 at 9:19pm - kids - by embarrassedmom (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up at my grandparents house since my mom was out of town, still half asleep i went to brush my teeth. Mid brush my mouth started getting numb I looked again at the tooth paste I used..turns out it was my grandpa's anti-itch anal cream. FML

#245062
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63791) - you deserved it (19631)

On 03/08/2009 at 7:57pm - misc - by poop - United States (Ohio)

Today, I met a woman that I've been emailing and trading pics with for over a month. We had a face to face, she was surprisingly overweight, and the sun hit her face in a way that radiated all her facial hair. FML

#1122
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9816) - you deserved it (25171)

On 01/14/2009 at 11:03am - love - by agnosticstudy - United States (Alabama)



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