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Today, I had a wet dream in the middle of an 8-hour-long airplane flight. FML


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On 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Uncomfy (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I bought some beef jerky. As I put the first piece in my mouth, I thought to myself, "Wow, this is tough enough to break a tooth." It was. FML


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On 06/20/2012 at 1:22am - health - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was texting my girlfriend and asked her for a picture, expecting something provocative. She sent me a picture of her holding a positive pregnancy test. We had sex once. FML


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On 06/09/2012 at 12:51am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I caught a coworker at my new job staring at my chest. Trying not to rock the boat, I took him aside and asked him to stop. He insisted he was just trying to read my shirt. Our company uniforms don't have writing on them. FML


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On 06/03/2012 at 6:41pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I saw my reflection in the computer screen and I thought I looked quite nice. I tried to take a screenshot. FML


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On 05/31/2012 at 11:25pm - misc - by Mikaela - United States

Today, I had finally gotten my dogs to quiet down and my baby to fall asleep. Not thirty seconds later, my neighbor's car alarm went off. They aren't home for the weekend, and the damn alarm has now been blaring for three hours. FML


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On 05/27/2012 at 1:06am - misc - by shadow1248 (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, my eight-year-old son thought that if he swallowed soap, his farts would smell like soap. The smell of vomit and diarrhea now permeating my house is proof of how wrong he was. FML


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On 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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