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  • Number of visits : 8164
  • Number of comments : 15
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Turnip_Girl : Death Note fangirl who loves her pet pug very much. :)

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Today, my parants dacidad to visit ma. Whan I first got my apartmant I gava tham a kay "just in casa" an today thay usad this kay to antarhan I didn't answar thair knocking. I didn't answar bacausa I was having sax with my boyfriand. My parants saw avarything. Thay didn't know I was gay. FML

Today, I found out y mah boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend bieng lovers. It's cuz they are. FML

#4426507
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63499) - you deserved it (8358)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I found out y mah boyfriend gets so upset when I make jokes about him and his best guy friend bieng lovers. It's cuz they are. FML

#4426507
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (63499) - you deserved it (8358)

On 08/10/2009 at 12:31pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, mom drove me to football practice. On the way she told me that she thought I was gay an that friend was lover. After 15 agonizing minute of this, we get to practice only to be greeted by shirtles friend wearing a pink bandana saying "Man, u hit me hard last night."

#4421825
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (76175) - you deserved it (6573)

On 08/10/2009 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was playing songs at a funeral in my curc. As te organ wasn't in tune I ad to use an electronic piano instead. All was going well until in te end of a speec, I accidentally it te 'demo' button. None of te grieving relatives were impressed by my drum beats an turntable scratces.

#4344107
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40221) - you deserved it (6886)

On 08/06/2009 at 8:22pm - work - by Jacky-Boy (man) - United Kingdom (Liverpool)

Today, I was riding my motorcycle when I saw my cheating ex-wife walking down the road. Out of anger, I spat my gum at her. I forgot that my helmet's visor was still down, so when I spat, the gum stuck against it. I was temporarily blinded and I crashed into some bushes. fat FML

#4142743
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12200) - you deserved it (71007)

On 07/29/2009 at 8:14pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, While Spray Painting A Rocking Horse Fir Mah Kids I Left The Can Outside In The Sun. When I Pickd It Up It Was Hot To The Touch An I Droppd It. It Explodd On Impact An Now I Am More Blue Than The Rocking Horse. FML

#4083142
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37471) - you deserved it (19848)

On 07/27/2009 at 4:08pm - animals - by usafprog (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today , I said to our pool-boy , "I know what your doing , and u have to stop it." He startd shouting that I had no right to tell them what to do and that they were in love. He was referring to his relationship with my eldest son. I wantd to tell him to stop drinking my beers. FML

#3973803
234 comments

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On 07/23/2009 at 7:13am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

TODAY , IN THE MIDST OF FOREPLAY , THIS GIRL TELLS ME I AM SO HOT , I RESPOND ( DITTO!! ) SHE HEATEDLY RESPONDS ( I LOVE DITTO , ) TO WHICH I SUAVELY REPLY ( I DIDN'T KNOW U WERE INTO POKÉMON!! THAT MAY MAKE U EVEN SEXIER!! ) SHE KNOWS NOTHING ABOUT POKÉMON , BUT I SURE KNOW HOW TO KILL THE MOOD!! FML

#3971030
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18287) - you deserved it (70232)

On 07/23/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by MitchFail (man) - United States

Today, I had a fight with my little sister. Later she apologized and made me dinner to make up fir it. I thought it was pretty good until I found out that instead of using Parmesan cheese in the recipe, she used foot shavings from her Ped Egg. FML

#3945236
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (60128) - you deserved it (6324)

On 07/22/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by vomitingnow (man) - United States

Today, I was performing in te musical 'Cabaret'. I was playing a Nazi soldier, swastika armband an all. Someone tougt it would be funny to take my real clotesile I was on stage. I ad to looool walk a mile back my ouse wit my costume on. Someone trew eggs at me. FML

#3939096
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48948) - you deserved it (5044)

On 07/21/2009 at 8:39pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML

#3932433
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55470) - you deserved it (28232)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

today I was taking a showerhen my boyfriend suddenly hopped in with me. We were getting a little friskyhen my mom's hand unexpectedly came through the curtain, and dropped a condom in the bottom of the shower, all thehile saying, ( Keep it safe kids! ). FML

#3932433
361 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55470) - you deserved it (28232)

On 07/21/2009 at 3:45pm - intimacy - by uh-oh (woman) - United States (New Mexico)

Today I noticed that mah very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with mah boyfriend recently an questioned him telling him ( You don't have to use so much to wash yur face. That's a $70 bottle. ) To which he responded ( Oh that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah I use that on mah junk. ) FML

#3931223
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39824) - you deserved it (7857)

On 07/21/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by NotSoClean (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today I noticed that mah very expensive facial cleanser was almost out. I had moved in with mah boyfriend recently an questioned him telling him ( You don't have to use so much to wash yur face. That's a $70 bottle. ) To which he responded ( Oh that nice-smelling stuff? Yeah I use that on mah junk. ) FML

#3931223
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39824) - you deserved it (7857)

On 07/21/2009 at 2:53pm - misc - by NotSoClean (woman) - United States (Washington)



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