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TurdMonkey
  • Town/Country : Arcadia, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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About TurdMonkey : If you make a dumb joke-DUMB, not lame-then i will verbally fuck you up.

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Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (112442) - you deserved it (9401)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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