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TurdMonkey

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1165
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TurdMonkey : If you make a dumb joke-DUMB, not lame-then i will verbally fuck you up.

TurdMonkey's page activity

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TurdMonkey's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

TurdMonkey's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

by Oblivious / 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm / Kuwait / Love

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

by EpicFail / 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals