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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of visits : 1085
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About TurdMonkey : If you make a dumb joke-DUMB, not lame-then i will verbally fuck you up.

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Today, I found out that my husband named our daughter after his favorite porn star. FML

#1749459
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (140374) - you deserved it (14208)

On 05/08/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by Oblivious (woman) - Kuwait

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37196) - you deserved it (14438)

On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)



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