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  • Town/Country : California, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 4 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 222
  • Number of comments : 107
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 12 posted

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Today, my mother took me to go and see my grandfather, who I hadn't seen since I was 4. The first thing he said to me was, "Pfwoarr, look at those tits." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45140) - you deserved it (4122)

On 03/13/2014 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I told my husband to give our dog a bath while I was at work. When I returned home, I found my dog, along with my husband, in the bath together. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38329) - you deserved it (8502)

On 03/01/2014 at 3:23am - animals - by lacy - United States (Kentucky)



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