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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 19 April 2000 (14 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 96
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About TumblrAndStuff : Okay, first off the bands I like are:
Of Mice And Men
Dirty Cakes
Bring Me The Horizon
Suicide Silence
Korn
Skillet
Fall Out Boy
Three Days Grace
Black Veil Brides
Pierce The Veil
And last but not least,
Sleeping With Sirens

I like piercings, tattoos, tea, and cuddles c:
My Tumblr is: PlantSproutIsDead

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Today, while undergoing the cumbersome task of screwing the tiny silver ball onto my lip piercing, I clumsily dropped it onto the counter and watched it bounce into the trash can, where it nestled snugly into a used maxi pad. FML

#21250852
122 comments

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On 09/02/2014 at 10:41pm - misc - by akieferr - United States

Today, I went on a job interview. The interviewer said it all went well, but he can't hire me because I've got a nose piercing, and that type of "image" isn't the kind they're looking for in their employees. This is the guy who had a full sleeve tattoo. FML

#21200605
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On 07/06/2014 at 2:06pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, my band members and I were brainstorming ideas to help increase our fan base. My drummer suggested they replace me for someone attractive. Everyone agreed and now they are trying to kick me out of the band I started. FML

#20986659
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On 12/09/2013 at 6:25pm - misc - by YouAssholes - United States (California)

Today, I introduced my boyfriend to my parents. My dad looked at him and said, "Nice outfit, but it's a little late for Halloween." Before I could intervene, my boyfriend said that joke had been done to death, to which my dad retorted, "Yeah, so has your mum." Instant fistfight. FML

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On 11/02/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by for fuck sake dad (woman) - Ireland (Limerick)

Today, I was diagnosed with migraines. Any loud sounds or bright lights make it worse. I'm the drummer for a heavy metal band, so I now have to choose between really bad migraines or a career. FML

#19727827
283 comments

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On 06/03/2012 at 5:23pm - health - by Former Drummer - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band has become quite popular on YouTube. My friends and sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him, and go on to say how much better off he is without me and how horrible I am. FML

#16495662
221 comments

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On 06/04/2011 at 7:35am - love - by guttedgirl (woman) - United Kingdom (Staffordshire)

TODAY, I PRESSED CAPS LOCK ON MY LAPTOP AND THE KEY GOT STUCK. NOW ALL OF MY LETTERS ARE IN CAPITAL LETTERS. I HAVE TRIED EVERYTHING. FML

#15415559
253 comments

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On 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Wiltshire)

Today, I got my eyebrow pierced. When I got home to show my family, my little sister said, "That's so fake!" and tore it off my face. FML

#11470870
224 comments

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On 06/26/2010 at 6:31am - health - by the_pheasant66 - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, my 5 month old son decided that my lip ring was a toy. Thinking it would be ok, I let him touch it. He got his finger caught and pulled his hand back. The lip ring is still in, but now I have a huge gaping hole in my face. FML

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On 01/06/2010 at 1:12pm - kids - by pinky (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I swallowed the piercing that I had bought for my tongue yesterday. FML

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